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Jacob
@jacb_loon
Joined June 2021
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
11 Aug 2021
mfs rly be "practicing law" for 50 years. Ok now do it for real
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
24 Nov 2025
brooklyn rat caught in the one trap i put organic almond butter in and not the two with skippy…makes one wonder…
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
17 Nov 2025
yaoi kusama
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
9 Oct 2025
sometimes it makes me sad how ugly the guys in porn are
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
26 Sep 2025
foldable iphone that's 100 inches tall but it only folds hot dog 9 times so it fits easier in pocket
@MacRumors
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
3 Jul 2025
y'all aren't doing unemployment like me
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
5 Apr 2025
how it feels showing my middle-aged gf (she's 26) any picture from online
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
13 Feb 2025
doc diagnosed me w dyslexia said I'm hard to read
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
9 Feb 2025
roddy rich pronouns be like he/her
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
26 Jan 2025
intro comp sci bojack 3 hours challenge
keitoke_funeral
@defuntoke
24 Jan 2025
in tears trying to 3d model a cat for a school assignment i've been here for two fucking hours i can't do anything
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
16 Nov 2024
beat me off scotty or whatever capt kurt said
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
3 Oct 2024
call me marsha the way she pee on my johnson
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
11 Sep 2024
just got an endoscopy and they said I have celiac. this is my 9/11
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
6 Sep 2024
reading camus while driving so the other people on the highway think im smart
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
25 Aug 2024
just walked in on my friend eli r. edging to the roku fish for four hours cause he's jetlagged
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
16 Aug 2024
my polycule and I saw u from across the bar and we're looking for a 9th
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
18 Jul 2024
when the thussy so good it turns you asexual
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
14 Jul 2024
got diagnosed with ibs in may so i've been having a BRAT summer way before any of you people 🙄
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
13 Jul 2024
going on shark tank to pitch the shinzo abe gun
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
13 Jul 2024
i swear i saw him at basement last night
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Jacob
@jacb_loon
10 May 2024
babe what's wrong? you've been acting distant since the 3rd time we broke up
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