Joined July 2020
imagine being a child and inadvertently beating a grown man in a fight due to dumb luck and then your body forcibly goes through puberty immediately because the man was significantly higher level than you? pokemon is horrifying
Wurmple vs Rayquaza
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fuck you man
damon not that gay but he gay enough to mourn twinkdeath
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Playing the first game in the series: wow that enemy was annoying Playing the second game in the series: the same enemy from the first game again are you kidding me?! Playing the sixth game in the series: yoooooo it’s my boy what’s up
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👒👒👒
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he’s not even the meanest in the magazine at that time lowkey but i’m not saying who i think was #vagueposting
i dont think we'll see a shonen battle protagonist who is as much of a straight up asshole as early part 1 naruto ever again
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the only retro console i own a somewhat decent collection on. i agree! but even then the games i actually play in my collection are like almost entirely just Kirby Airride and Melee and even then its once in a blue moon lol
Replying to @jacethor
Nah GameCube fucking rules
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Replying to @royb3cker
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this is true of like almost any retro console imho. i think it’s a part of getting older
The N64 library is a mirage in a desert. You're in a shop browsing games and go 'dang wait this had hydro thunder and custom robo?' and then you go home and boot up the everdrive and nothing looks even somewhat appealing. ceases to exist once you're within a foot of it
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creating a weed strain called “you gonna be this way forever” and another one called “everyone knows” and they’ll be 75% thc
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🎬🖤 ROLE ANNOUNCEMENT! 🖤🎬 I voice Cazey in the English version of Ezcape!! 👁️✨ This is my SECOND project with the incredibly talented Coni Codelia and I’m so happy to be a part of another one of her wonderfully weird/unique little worlds 😭💜 If you love Tim Burton, Guillermo del Toro, Coraline and that nostalgic, handcrafted feeling you get from art that is so distinctly human, PLEASE check out her work!! 🕸️✨ Her animation and art style have so much personality in every little detail and I’m always excited to see what she creates next. 🇺🇸🇲🇽 The English & Spanish trailers are OUT NOW! 🎬 English trailer: youtu.be/4kFRVLY0prc?si=-_Iv… Go give it some love and support indie animation!! 🖤✨ More spooky goodness coming soon… 👀
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i saw this…it was good af…
See it to believe it. Now playing in theaters.

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young bull approached me at work tb “whatchu know bout hyperpop?” brother you are in range
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genuinely me
is there anyone out there whose eyes are more lifeless than mr. beast's?
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i saw sebulba in midtown houston on saturday night he was honestly a really nice guy, he was buying everyone shots. i think he just puts on his persona for the boonta eve classic and i get it.
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that first Vitamin C & Killer Queen read-through
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no fr this series sucks lol
I get that this was probably considered a high standard back in the day, but this is ass
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lowkey you can just play along
being a lesbian and a dialectical materialist is a wild experience bc every time astrology gets brought up by a femme i have to explain how horoscopes are fake and a part of esoteric nazism and telling her that feels like i just shot her family dog infront of her
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it’s so unfair how women only see me for what i am (odd, directionless, devoid of personality or personal responsibility) and not what i could be (their problem now)
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After hours and hours of grinding levels i finally beaten sephiroth…
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