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Husband, Father, #WineGeek, #MensLeagueHockey, #Oenetrian, @MUJSchool, @WashULaw, Catastrophic Industrial and Construction Accident Attorney

Chicago
Joined April 2014
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Hearing about Dolly Parton’s passing reminds me of one of her better moments. A dumb-ass Dolly was not.
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Lots of fools who watched their first soccer game two weeks ago have a ton of opinions … I choose to listen to a real American soccer champion.
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I feel like I’m watching a Cowboys playoff game
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Replying to @LO_Blackhawks
@LO_Blackhawks dude, where did you go?
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I’m sorry for your loss. Miss you though. My commute is not the same without you.
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👇 This is sooo correct.
The #Cowboys were a playoff team in 2022 and selected Mazi Smith and Luke Schoonmaker during the 2023 draft. Smith: 26th (49th on consensus) Schoonmaker: 56th (100th on consensus) Those two picks were a big reason why the Cowboys dropped off so quickly in 2024 and 2025.
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The #Cowboys were a playoff team in 2022 and selected Mazi Smith and Luke Schoonmaker during the 2023 draft. Smith: 26th (49th on consensus) Schoonmaker: 56th (100th on consensus) Those two picks were a big reason why the Cowboys dropped off so quickly in 2024 and 2025.
One big talking point from this Draft is the teams that took their guys and trusted "their" boards vs "consensus". Bears, Rams, Jags, and most notably -- 49ers -- had the largest Deltas between their picks and where the Consensus Big Boards listed. All playoff teams in '25. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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This Connor Bedard sequence sums up the Blackhawks season 😭💀
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Everyone should take a moment.
This MAGA Trump supporter was surprised when she received the health care she voted for. Go figure. 😳👇
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After much thought and prayer, I’ve decided not to come out of retirement to lead the Indianapolis Colts.
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I find myself thinking of my mentor, Professor Dale Spence of the @mujschool. I am certain he would stand incredulous at what is happening in our country. He always reminded us that the First Amendment is sacred, and that once we lose the marketplace of ideas, we are doomed.
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It’s symbolic, and the @dallascowboys don’t care. But I will never step foot in @ATTStadium or subscribe to any in-house #cowboys podcast - social media accounts until this team has new management. Good luck @Marcus_Mosher, @McCoolBCB, @BryanBroaddus, @davehelman_, you’ll need it
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Attention-seeking fools
The training camp press conference saw the Cowboys owner taking a glib approach to current contract talks with their superstar edge rusher. cowboyswire.usatoday.com/sto…
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The replies to this tweet are far better than the original tweet. Lord, have mercy.
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This press conference is one of the more stupid things my Dallas Cowboys do every year. It’s like a Signal chat to the other teams, letting everyone know who the Cowboys will draft.
The Dallas Cowboys pre-draft presser will happen at 11:30 a.m. CT tomorrow with Jerry Jones, Stephen Jones, Will McClay and Brian Schottenheimer answering questions.
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This doesn’t rise to gaslighting level. This is comedy. Please give @SecDef an Emmy. Well done, my man, well done.
. @SecDef response to the @TheAtlantic article…. “You’re talking about a deceitful and highly discredited “so-called journalist”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The White House has confirmed the authenticity of the Atlantic's reporting. bbc.com/news/articles/…
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Pretty insane that Mike Waltz put 18 national security officials in a group chat to discuss war plans … and not one of them said “should we be doing this on Signal?”
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5’5 Lucas Byrd won the National Championship at 133-pounds and immediately goes to hug his 6’3 Girlfriend Bro is a legend
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I should done this for Wrigley when we was alive. But then again he would have barfed it up 10 minutes after finishing it. 🤷‍♂️
My dog asked me if we’re poor
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