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Looking for players to Join Div 5 team Wesfa. @TheVicFC26 dm me for more details.

RIP Dolly Parton, you take it up the arse.

NK Maribor away. Completed it mate.

@nkmaribor is there any information on tickets for Charlton game please

@tylerowlinson02 happy 7 nil anniversary 🎈🎈@ltcafc143

I should be dead. Just aswell I’ve got 9 lives

As Kyle Walker announces his international retirement, I feel it’s time I do the same. Therefore it’s with a heavy heart I can confirm I am retiring from International football to concentrate on 7 aside at goals on a Sunday evening.

Beware in Blackfen, some cunt trying car door handles 5am this morning.

Steak and eggs for breakfast is elite.

Cunts just clapped as plane landed. It’s his fucking job.

Cant wait to be kept awake by those cunting fireworks tonight.

Trust me to be in Spain when the area has its worst winter weather in long time

That 4am airport beer is guna be lovely in the morning

That’s Elf on the Shelf done for another year.

Cheers Caicedo, fucked my bet

Just had a £50 bet with my mate that I won’t gamble this week #safergamblingweek

Can’t wait for @justDave_W culinary delights today

Hasselbaink hardly moved during that performance but somehow moved more more than when he played for Charlton.

Today amongst other things I am A Bus Wanker.

Three certainties in life. Death, taxes and Sean Bean dying.