Liverpool won the Premier League in 2020, and Wayne Rooney, who was at Derby at the time, got home to find Coleen had hung Liverpool flags outside the house. One was by a window near the little balcony over the front door. He told her to take it down, and getting to it meant climbing right out of the window. Coleen went out to deal with it, and Rooney spotted his chance. “So she went up and I locked her out.” She did get back in eventually. Just not quickly. “I kept her out there for an hour, so she could think about what she had done. The tea needed making, so I let her back in.” An hour on the balcony and only released because of the tea. Coleen won't be putting those flags up again in a hurry.