Deeper Thoughts

The 'Happy' song was enjoyable the first 25 times I heard it. The other 40,000, not so much.

What is the Mexican last name of Moe?

Have you ever looked at the random blinking of the lights on your modem and thought, "What the hell is actually happening here?!"

What does the 'T' in T-Shirt stand for?

When I lay awake at night, I think to myself, "why am I still awake.?"

When I was little, Mom told me about the Sandman sprinkling sand in my eyes at nite. I was horrified and have slept with goggles ever since

I laid on my back once to see if I could pick animal shapes out of the clouds. It was quite amusing until rain started to hit me in the face

Sitting in a chair and doing nothing is wonderful

I took a bath once, but no bubbles. I was quite sad about that