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What video, no matter how many times you watch it, makes you *squeal* with laughter?
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Mind you she’s doing her lightest work.
I had a timeeee with my girl last night at Bulldogs 🤎🤎 @trinitykbonet She wasn’t even on the show but once Mylez Iman walked up and said “girlll what you wanna do? you dressed for it!” Baby she clocked in ‼️‼️ We gon to be outside boots all week until Miss Black Universe 🤣
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Someone could probably write a book (if they haven’t already) about the cycle of technology productizing the removal of friction in the name of convenience only for us to discover that the friction was a load-bearing part of the social compact.
Someone told me he thinks dating apps are bad because they let you access connection without having any motion in your life. Normally meeting people requires going out into the world, entering new scenes and navigating unfamiliar situations. You have to be living a life that brings you into contact with other people. Dating apps let you order connection without doing any of that work
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As a Muslim I have been workshopping and refining the perfect answer to this accusation for 25 years, and he just...tweeted it out. He is so damn good at this.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Brixton is a sentient plot of land. It will fight back
They’ve officially opened a Gail’s next to Brixton station. 🥺😭
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Niche tweet but Florence Pugh’s voice narration in East of Eden sounds just like Madonna’s spoken word in all her songs - half expecting ar Floz to say Greta Garbo, and Monroe, Deitrich and DiMaggio
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Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan
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this is like watching the mona lisa get painted
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No I’m sorry this is sickening.
Cardi B arrives at the Roberto Cavalli Spring/Summer 2027 show during Milan Fashion Week.
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The gum chew is so fab. Very girls night out. I live
alex consani walks for the gucci ss'27 show
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Mitch McConnell graces the cover of PEOPLE Magazine as 2026’s Sexiest Man Alive.
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when I got drunk and confused these two
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I'm cryingggggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The “oh god” when she realises that she’s started singing too early, the mic is AWN.
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Real Housewives of London on track to be the best thing on TV for another season, thank God
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might actually be my favourite tweet ever
“The WIFI password is on the back of the router” The back of the router:
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Out of solidarity I too will be stepping down from my role as the park in Sunday in the Park with George. Please respect my privacy at this time
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I'm sorry, but Dolly Parton never spoke to my particular esoteric cause--the endangerment of the North American Belly-Winged Dung Beetle--and thus, I must conclude she was not a caring person. Behold my superior contrarianism and weep in awe, you feckless sheep.
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EVERYTHING MASHALAAAAAAAHHH Vogue Arabia - September 2026
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me tuve que poner a fumar en el ikea para que m echaran, no encontraba la salida
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