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Mind you she’s doing her lightest work.
I had a timeeee with my girl last night at Bulldogs 🤎🤎 @trinitykbonet
She wasn’t even on the show but once Mylez Iman walked up and said “girlll what you wanna do? you dressed for it!” Baby she clocked in ‼️‼️
We gon to be outside boots all week until Miss Black Universe 🤣
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Someone could probably write a book (if they haven’t already) about the cycle of technology productizing the removal of friction in the name of convenience only for us to discover that the friction was a load-bearing part of the social compact.
Someone told me he thinks dating apps are bad because they let you access connection without having any motion in your life. Normally meeting people requires going out into the world, entering new scenes and navigating unfamiliar situations. You have to be living a life that brings you into contact with other people. Dating apps let you order connection without doing any of that work
Niche tweet but Florence Pugh’s voice narration in East of Eden sounds just like Madonna’s spoken word in all her songs - half expecting ar Floz to say Greta Garbo, and Monroe, Deitrich and DiMaggio
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Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan
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The “oh god” when she realises that she’s started singing too early, the mic is AWN.
Out of solidarity I too will be stepping down from my role as the park in Sunday in the Park with George. Please respect my privacy at this time
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I'm sorry, but Dolly Parton never spoke to my particular esoteric cause--the endangerment of the North American Belly-Winged Dung Beetle--and thus, I must conclude she was not a caring person. Behold my superior contrarianism and weep in awe, you feckless sheep.



























