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Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
I've had a few so I'll be real honest folks I'm not that bright and I'm not well-informed about anything at all. I just say things with confidence like a complete psychopath and as a result people think I know what I'm talking about. It's kind of troubling tbh.
Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
Just claimed my shares. Thank you Elon!
SpaceX boss Elon Musk said Monday that he’ll give every child in the U.S. one of his shares in the company next year.
Musk currently owns about 4.8 billion SpaceX shares, according to an August SEC filing. That figure rises to 6.4 billion when taking into account unvested awards and stock options, representing a 48.4% beneficial stake in the company.
Read more: cnb.cx/4eezRte
Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
Remember
Even in Nazi Germany, Germans saved Jews
Not a single Gazan saved a single hostage
Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
Left: German Nazis executing a Jewish woman with her child in Ivanhorod, 1942.
Right: Palestinian Nazis executing a Jewish woman in Kibbutz Alumim, October 7, 2023.
“Never Again” is now.
Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
You all still cease to amaze me with keeping the memory of Tom. Bear and I celebrated year two of parents weekend and missed him so much. He would have fit right in. Still not sure he would have worn blue!
Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
Today 30yr mortgage rates hit 7.5%. This post from Reddit shows how that’s a 43% reduction in purchasing power in just 5yrs. 🤯
Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
Michigan State should not have won this game. TV play clock shows zero and stadium clock is at 1 second.
I expect MSU fans to no longer claim they won this game.
Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
Replying to @MrAustinPredict
Just because you say it in all caps doesn’t mean it’s true. There was one second left. This video from @ZachLinfield proves it.
Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
We are so near a major top because all the permabull gambling kids are acting up again in everyone’s replies.
Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
BREAKING: A source close to Iranian officials says Tehran has documented a pattern of oil market manipulation tied to Axios reports and Trump administration insiders, including evidence of a $9 billion insider trading operation linked to Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff.
Some of the documented timeline from the $9 billion insider profit:
Between April and May 2026, a series of suspiciously timed trades in oil futures markets preceded major Iran war announcements—each tied to reporting by Axios.
On March 23, approximately $500–580 million in shorts were placed 15 minutes before Trump announced he was postponing strikes on Iran. Oil dropped.
On April 7, roughly $950–960 million in shorts were placed hours before Trump announced a two-week ceasefire with Iran. Oil fell around 15 percent.
On April 17, around $760 million in shorts were placed 20 minutes before Iran's foreign minister announced the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz. Oil dropped.
On April 21, approximately $430 million in shorts were placed 15 minutes before Trump extended the ceasefire. Oil dropped again.
On May 6, nearly $920 million to $1.7 billion in crude oil shorts were placed approximately 70 minutes before an Axios scoop claimed the U.S. and Iran were near a "14-point agreement." Oil dropped 12 percent. Traders made an estimated $125 million. Iran called the report "the Americans' wish list."
Previously, a senior Iranian official told investigative outlet Drop Site News that Tehran privately warned JD Vance during Switzerland talks that Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff were "abusing" negotiations—"more interested in exploiting insider knowledge to profit in financial markets than reaching a deal."
Johannes Eichörnchen retweeted
Gonna have to start trying this while hiking.
Been doing it all wrong
Pro gammer tip right here
If ever there was a chance that ranch dressing could break into the European markets, it's now.
$CLX owns Hidden Valley Ranch and is already trading at a significant discount.
A Plymouth man is accused by multiple people of allegedly scamming people in multiple ways, from fake Morgan Wallen tickets to fake University of Michigan athletics memorabilia. mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/202…
$HOOD AI portfolio insights is possibly the worst AI slop I've seen in years.





























