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software engineer • theme parks • space • marching arts • BYU

Joined February 2018
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Someone asked if the Rays game tonight would be on “Bright House”
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when i have really dumb questions i'll ask chatgpt or gemini because i don't want claude to think i'm stupid
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The Magic of Rays Baseball #ForTampaBay | #Postseason
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I don't think it's possible to suggest a rule change to a sport that fans of that sport will actually like. It sucks because I have a lot of REALLY good ideas.
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Traffic is a bit heavy in the Z-axis today.
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Corporate logic is eight senior managers meeting to discuss the work while the one person who’s actually going to do the work isn’t invited.
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From a very young age I knew something was wrong with everyone else.
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everyone goes to japan but i go to st. augustine, florida
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does anyone know what to do when my job has destroyed me as a person and i am struggling to do any tasks but i also can’t seem to get a new job
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Generation Z had much of their youth robbed from them by the constantly looming threat of school shootings, the tightening vise of the surveillance state, several years of being forced inside by a global pandemic wherein EVERY generation above them absolutely failed them,
I actually think a lot of Gen Z is just like their grandparents, the boomers. They hate everything and want the world to run how they want with no one to question them. They have way more in common than any other generation.
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my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident
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i live rent free in his head
we swim like this and some idiots still call lion king of the jungle😭
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The real software development pipeline
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The refs for Bosnia vs USA
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i do think it’s beautiful that one of the unspoken rules of soccer is that the keeper can get away with murder
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i don’t know if anyone in my life understands how many times i still say this on a daily basis. frequently to myself. generational.
They’re saying it’s the funniest scene in history
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I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(
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This is what the world looks like if you have blue enough eyes
Does the average summer day look like this for anyone else
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One of the best out there, but he don’t play in a power conference, so he’ll never get the respect he deserves
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