I was snuggling my daughter after dinner. I thought to myself “this is a sweet moment”. With her head still on my chest she says, “Dad, you should think about working out and not about working.” So yeah we stopped snuggling.
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I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations.
Ben (8): Do you want some of my candy?
Me: nah I’m on a diet.
Ben: That’s probably good. I don’t want a fat dad.
The teenagers don’t like when you give them a chore at 10 pm. I don’t like it either which is why I gave it to them.
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Look who decided to join us. You missed a beautiful sunrise, I’ve already made coffee, had breakfast, gotten a newspaper, went fishing, took a hike....
-Dads on vacation
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Sorry we are late, we were scraping the TJ Maxx price tag off of your birthday present.
Sang some harmonies on a @andysquyres song





