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gently ghetto.

Barbados
Joined June 2009
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Why can't I cry $$$?
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I love all the children equally on Halloween but have a special place in my heart for the ones who linger in my doorway trying to look around my house. They are the gossips of the future!
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por fin alguien que en halloween se disfraza de algo que da miedo
Lily Allen dresses up as a Ticketmaster seat map for Halloween: “Never beating the allegations #bluedotfever”
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Yea see Law knows what he’s doing and y’all don’t
Kim Kardashian trying on Elizabeth Taylor’s jewelry in Rome
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Need this dress so bad
Kim Kardashian wearing Todd Oldham fw1994 styled by Law Roach for “All’s Fair” Mexico City press tour stop
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Lmao if i were a mom i’d be cinderella and my kids would be the mice.
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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What got me is that ten million ppl send the police to warn Tovia and them can’t get she charge but if Sam had park she car on top that tent she would be in front the magistrate today
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Fashionnova don’t got not one civilized costume like damn I don’t wanna dress like a hoeeee 😭
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Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Teams to recognize that I’m still working just because I haven’t moved my fucking mouse in 3 minutes.
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Sephora needs to either make a kids store or kids section. It’s starting to feel like Disneyland in here.
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When wunna getting paid to do a review, everything does taste good.
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if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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I have to meet Drake.
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Calling someone Mickey Mouse big house so funny wtf
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I’m going to cry LOL
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My nephew is here!!!!
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I’m clearly far removed from the drug game. I didn’t know people were out here addicted to helium.
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& as much as you think I care about health and fitness - don’t bring no air fried plantain near me. INVOLVE THE OIL!
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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wait, so I’m really not invited to Drake’s 40th birthday party…?
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If I win the lottery i’m gonna buy Teams then shut it off
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