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jade

@jadewesthoff

Big believer in the Oxford comma

 Tulsa, OK
Joined February 2012
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My dog was featured on the local news yesterday and was very excited about it
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if miley doesn’t open the 2028 olympics with Party in the USA, i will riot. like all the olympians will quite literally be hopping off the plane at LAX with a dream
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I genuinely hope we get Disney+ documentaries for these expansions. I want to see the thought process, design choice, the construction and i wanna know how many tons of cement used and just all the things. Park expansion docuseries would be so good 😭
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“Get me Josh D’Amaro……..Don’t you put me on hold”
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He better be in Villains Land
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Josh D'Amaro: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHATS BEYOND BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN Distwitter: VILLAINS LAND OBVIOUSLY JOSH: CARS YOU DUMB BITCHES
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I just know Tim Walz could teach me how to drive stick shift without making me cry once
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Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea- Me: Can I bring my cat.
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@TIME6 Dec 2023
Replying to @TIME
Read Taylor Swift's full Person of the Year interview (featuring Benjamin Button, the cat) time.com/6342806/person-of-t…
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Do these girls really think Hannah B is there to date people? She’s the most popular person in Bach Nation. She’s has a boyfriend for 3 years. Jesus Christ #BachelorInParadise
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Hannah Brown after causing pure panic on the beach #BachelorInParadise
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Since when did Paradise mean exclusive after one hour of talking #BachelorInParadise
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“Here for Aven” is pure violence #BachelorInParadise
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Boy Math word problem: If Kevin sleeps with Brenda in September, integrates her into his friend group in October, takes her to a work event in November, and introduces her to his parents in December, in what month will Kevin tell Brenda, "I'm not looking for anything serious."
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I’m genuinely concerned how anyone can find this 24 year old doofus “hot” #BachelorInParadise
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I’m sorry but this woman is absolutely unhinged #BachelorInParadise
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Ummm Kat playing with Brayden’s earrings as they kiss…? #BachelorInParadise
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This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen #BachelorInParadise
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“He sent me a fire emoji” - A modern day love story #BachelorInParadise
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This cast is so messyyyyyyyy #BachelorInParadise
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Rachel: I learned so much Also Rachel: Going for Brayden #bachelorinparadise
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