Here was a fun experiment: I was a spectator for the Oprah interview via Twitter last night. (So third party information) I watched the exact same interview this evening. Two completely different opinions as a result! Honestly a lot of double standards on this platform!

Imagine the smell of everyone’s perfume and aftershave after this lockdown. I can’t wait to have that nose breath of a motherfucking night out aroma 🤍

My mum was quicker at booking a teletext holiday than this government booking a few hotel rooms! 🙄

GOLD

Dangerously close to running out of scented candles and boujee notepads from @TKMaxx_UK A past-time I truly miss.

Vaccines 24/7 I think could be the single best decision to beat this bitch! Miss ‘Rona does not sleep. So shan’t we... Also she doesn’t move, we move her so stay at home you fucks!

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I left @LBC tuned in on my mums car radio. She then suddenly started talking to me about politics MIND BLOWN!

Imagine being the person who gets to sign Donald Trump out of the @POTUS Twitter account #dreamjob

I forgot how much I loved @F1 sitting in a pub wishing I was in MONZA

Due to one tiny paper cut I have said “FUCK YOU” to countless hand sanitiser stations

Got my temperature checked at the theatre and my new favourite thing is to pretend I’m being electrocuted as they click the button. PRICELESS

Perfection

Come back home for the weekend and my mum has spent the last 45 mins introducing me to her plants by their “names”. Bobby (a bamboo tree) and Fifi (A tree fearn) are my favourite new siblings