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what is women's beavis and butthead. do the ladies have their own duo of dumbass dames doing dumb shit for a dumb laugh. can that even exist in today's climate.
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I did know that.
Try this ultimate KFC bucket hack
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Enty was taken over by a 30 year old West Hollywood Gay Republican.
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This is like Christmas for guys whose entire personality is barstool sports, zyns, and doing date rape.
one of the best moments in wisconsin sports history
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The Cincinnati Reds will “absolutely” consider trading Elly De La Cruz this offseason, per @JimBowdenGM The Red Sox made a “strong offer” at the deadline that was declined by the Reds
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This story confirms pretty much everything I’ve ever thought about Pete Buttigieg.
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We’re wrapping up Nathan Fielder discourse. NBA season is in full swing. Or maybe talk about NFL if you must. But u can’t keep hearing about that guy anymore.
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Kids who grow up like this either stay like this or find another ideology to fill that void to be obnoxious about. This is actually why red state democrats are so annoying.
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Not really.
Replying to @BigMeanInternet
Any hope for democratic socialism in the US involves the professional-managerial Zohran types who run DSA crushing reactionary unions, including maybe 500 anxious losers who think they can't be real socialists if they don't have a hard hat and an American flag.
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Beelzebub is NOT packing
Satan summoning his Legions (Thomas Lawrence, 1796–1797)
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Hanging out with my bony friend, peace and love
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If people thought the Yankees were doing semi subtle racism with Jazz, imagine how he’d get treated by the Rangers lol
My top 30 Free Agents + Predictions for the 2026-2027 Offseason Ordered by how I think they will produce, not AAV/total $ amount.
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The interests and purview of the restaurant worker are not the same as the restaurant owner.
I’ve never worked fast food, so can someone explain to me why they get so pissed when you walk in 30 minutes to closing. If you want to start closing up at 9:30, don’t make the hours say open until 10.
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Very epic, good sir.
The Brewers were ripping good luck cigs prior to each game of the World Series 😂😂
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Beavis and Butt-Head are nonbinary
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You are a Democrat.
I am a “I would like to go farther than the Nordic model but really do not want to bring back the Soviet Union” kind of leftist
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The Republicans are making people anxious before the midterms by juicing the narrative that nuclear war with Iran is imminent/ to stockpile a month of supplies in the hopes that this will translate to a sort of Stockholm syndrome for the President like Americans did after 9/11.
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BREAKING: Trump administration plans to strike Iran directly after next week's US midterm elections, with CENTCOM commander Adm. Brad Cooper briefing Trump in a rare in-person meeting on military options at the White House today, per WSJ. Senior US officials say Cooper rarely briefs Trump in person, unless a significant military operations is to be carried out shortly. It followed a Wednesday session in which the military officers met Vice President JD Vance. Sen. Chris Murphy, who says he has been briefed on some of the classified planning, called the plans "insane." "It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," he says.
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Patrick Stewart was the only guy who moved on from comic book movies unscathed.
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It’s funny how blatantly sports media people become slaves to the moment whenever a team wins. A month and a half ago I had to hear about how the Dodgers could skate through the post season, and now I have to hear about how Jackson Chourio is top 5 player in the league lol
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