Writer for Goosebumps, DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Ash Vs. Evil Dead, Reaper, Avatar: the Last Airbender, and SNL. The angry upside down guy is J. Edgar Hoover.
Joined April 2013
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Siri, do you think John liked Wings and Paul's solo stuff? Be honest. Seems like Uncle Albert would be in John's wheelhouse, right? And also, do you think Paul got weirder after Beatles while John got more serious? What's that about, Siri?
Rough morning for those of us who are actually trying to make the world a better place.
When I started my Fart Diet business I had assumed, like I think most people, that when you fart you lose a little bit of weight because you're expelling mass.
Tired of seeing ppl struggle to break into TV writing, so I'll spell it out for you.
1) In your meetings mention you like to bake.
2) Congrats, you've got 12 job offers.
3) Every 2 weeks buy fancy bread or cookies, put it in ziplocks, and say the secret ingredient is Dr. Pepper.
Stand-ups should be more receptive to the contents of their hecklers' criticism. Could lead to some genuine growth for both people. Doesn't always have to end in confrontation!
This is a banger tweet, one might even say an IMPORTANT tweet for posterity, and it's a personal and professional embarrassment to #ElonMusk that it has received 0 engagements after being posted for 25 minutes.
Please check out #Goosebumps on Disney+, where I have once again found myself writing dialogue for puppets.
Heard this song in college. Never gotten it out of my head. 79 views on youtube. Doesn't exist on Spotify. I think it's a perfect thing and the world has zero interest in it.
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I actually prefer not winning the championship. If we won, what would there be to grind for? #HEATCulture
I can't believe this is happening to me. And even after I drove by the people waiting in line outside a Gamestop and heckled them for not preordering #Zelda.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
This website has been trashed by a garbage person.
Oh God here he goes extolling the virtues of hiring one of his almighty tour guides on your next vacation.
1.5 y-o daughter who likes to hug her dolls just hugged and kissed her cheeseburger before eating it.
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At 1:02, you'll notice that the R5 unit (it's not an R2 like Luke says) that is supposed to be next to Luke is suddenly back next to R2-D2.
What is wrong with my brain? This movie came out 45 years ago.
How am I supposed to quit Twitter when it's so damn good?
