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“Noise destroys information by introducing uncertainty”
- Principles of Neural Design @whatishealth21
We have a problematic amount of noise online around health, with zero accountability by those who create it.
It’s harmful to a healthy system, society.
More to come.
Oasis fear for profit scheme continues.
Lead in everyday vegetables:
Potatoes: 4.82 µg /serving
- About 9x CA Prop 65
- 220% above FDA threshold for children
Lettuce: 2.15 µg /serving
- About 4x CA Prop 65
- 98% of FDA threshold for children.
Tomato: 1.14 µg /serving
- About 4x CA Prop 65
- 48% of FDA threshold for children.
Food from the earth has trace heavy metals. This does not mean it’s harmful.
The Prop 65 level is set with a 1,000x margin of safety to “no observable harm.”
That means this threshold says you could have 1,000 times the level - or 162 Aloha bars - every day, for years, and would still see no harm.
Not to mention these levels were set based on the context of lead contamination in drinking water (ie, pipes), not naturally occurring lead forms - which are far less bioavailable.
Next, the FDA threshold for children must be compared against children portions, not adults. So once again Oasis missed basic arithmetic and are falsely representing the data.
Calling out food for having trace heavy metals and saying it’s a health crisis is like calling out breathing for being toxic because too much oxygen in your blood is harmful.
If you want to eat food, you will consume heavy metals. And you’ll be just fine.
Consuming this type of content, however, will result in fear and misunderstanding.
The 5 highest-lead protein bars in 2026 testing
Aloha Peanut Butter Cup: 3.08 µg /serving
- About 6.2× California’s Prop 65 lead benchmark
- 140% of FDA’s daily lead benchmark for children
Santa Cruz Paleo Chocolate: 1.80 µg
- 3.6× Prop 65 benchmark
- 82% FDA’s benchmark
David Peanut Butter Chocolate Chunk: 1.67 µg
- 3.6× Prop 65 benchmark
- 76% FDA’s benchmark
Kreatures of Habit Daily Bar Chocolate Peanut Butter Banger: 1.36 µg
- 2.7× Prop 65 benchmark
- 62% FDA’s benchmark
GoMacro Smooth Sanctuary: 0.98 µg
- Nearly 2× Prop 65 benchmark
- 44% FDA’s benchmark
Check Oasis app for the complete protein bar reports
Seeing this “study” going around?
It’s a flawed basic understanding of biology and tests.
Plus click-bait headlines tying this to dietary xylitol, when the very testing methodology has nothing to do with that.
The data in the report says higher BLOOD xylitol linked to 57% elevated incidence of heart attack and stroke.
The headline says “xylitol found in gum linked to higher heart attack risk”
This is so bad.
The blood test for xylitol is done FASTED.
Dietary xylitol has been shown to have a 15-20 MINUTE half-life in your body.
This means that dietary xylitol is literally long-gone by the time the test is collected.
The xylitol measured in these results is what the BODY MAKES.
That simple fact is baked right into the method of data-collection.
But why bother checking into those kinds of things these days? Fear-maxxing is a better strategy for reach. And accountability is all but zero.
The actual story here?
The body makes about 10g of xylitol a day in the normal course of business.
Kidney disease or reduced kidney function increases blood xylitol. So does liver failure, insulin resistance, and oxidative stress.
You know… the things we’ve well established as connections to heart disease and stroke.
BREAKING: Xylitol, the popular “sugar-free” sweetener found in gum, candy, and more, has been linked to a higher risk of heart attack and stroke.
Another reason to look beyond the “sugar-free” label.
“Sugar-free,” “low-carb,” and “zero sugar” don’t tell you the whole story.
Read the ingredients. Know what you’re consuming. And when you can, keep it simple with real, whole foods.
medicalnewstoday.com/article…
You’ve seen the backlash against many beloved brands from a report citing no avocado oil in avocado products?
Something seems off.
95% of olive oils passed, yet 90% of avocado oil failed?
Testing methodology was good - but what if the fat matrix it was judged against is flawed?
There’s something called a Codex that the tests results are compared against.
The Codex for olive oil has be refined for 40 years. The codex for avocados is 2 years old.
Oils vary by region, season, strain.
This could be a simple error of an insufficient Codex standard for the range of produced avocado oil.
Could very well be a false representation by suppliers too.
But with the recent reveal that, for example, the “big microplastic exposé” was actually bad testing from glove residue in lab work, we should take a beat to really look at methodologies.
Blue zones based on fraudulent data.
(Old news but many not aware).
Unfortunately, lots of “the science” writ large is littered with bad data-sets like this.
Blue zones oriented around longevity. Turns out, in many of the top scoring countries, ~80% of the Centurian’s were dead but not reported as such because their families were still collecting pension checks.
Audits later down the line revealed this.
Also, turned out, you could buy blue zone status with some pull for tourism cred.
I keep hearing from more companies that have been harmed by Oasis or other fear-maxxing accounts that misrepresent testing.
Founders are either afraid to speak up and risk making things worse or are earlier in their startup and not able to afford litigation.
1) Reach out if you want to connect with our counsel - they have a other brands in the works.
2) Read our cease and desist and complaint. Build on and reference the legal work and research that has gone into this.
For the last 18 months we've made good faith efforts in direct communications with them on how to accurately read test results.
More broadly, there's years of research that's gone into this by myself and our team.
Today we filed a lawsuit against Oasis.
Oasis misled consumers. Knowingly, repeatedly.
The case with LMNT is straightforward. It’s linked below.
But this case is about more than that to me.
This is about fabricated fear for profit.
This is about a group of online “health creators” that have lost their way. Terrorizing people - especially new parents of young kids and those with vulnerable conditions.
There are hundreds of accounts now, manufacturing scientific-sounding content, often with AI, that they know almost nothing about.
Oasis has misled millions of people, about hundreds of products - and our day in court is coming.
Today we filed a lawsuit against Oasis.
Oasis misled consumers. Knowingly, repeatedly.
The case with LMNT is straightforward. It’s linked below.
But this case is about more than that to me.
This is about fabricated fear for profit.
This is about a group of online “health creators” that have lost their way. Terrorizing people - especially new parents of young kids and those with vulnerable conditions.
There are hundreds of accounts now, manufacturing scientific-sounding content, often with AI, that they know almost nothing about.
Oasis has misled millions of people, about hundreds of products - and our day in court is coming.
Publicly filed complaint.
quinnemanuel.com/media/rj3b0…
Why do we fear our food more than ever despite safer supply? Media & psychology of risk (pesticides, toxins). Jack Bobo TEDx
ted.com/talks/jack_bobo_why_…
“Strahler et al. documented lower levels of well-being, life satisfaction, and higher stress levels among 713 individuals (median age: 25 years) with Orthorexia Nervosa (ON) compared to those without the disorder.”
“It has also been proposed that Orthorexia Nervosa is marked by a sense of superiority over individuals who consume foods deemed ‘unhealthy’”
mdpi.com/2227-9032/12/9/925
Bringing legal action is difficult. But sometimes necessary.
Today we sent a letter to Oasis.
I’ve attached it below.
Read on if you want the background.
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I first heard of Oasis in December 2024 when they published false reports about LMNT.
I publicly and privately explained to the founder why he was reading lab results wrong. 300x wrong, to be specific. He failed to make corrections.
I let it go.
But I kept hearing from founders being unfairly treated. Kept seeing these guys put out made up content that would go viral. Striking fear into thoughtful people concerned for their health.
4 other brands (so far) have sent cease and desist letters with him for falsifying test reporting.
He’s been mocking them online about it.
No rigor.
Not recognizing there is a group of people (scientists and brands) who actually operate and know how this stuff works. Like basic math. Like basic testing protocols.
Just last week, an Oasis post misrepresenting heavy metal levels in protein went viral. It reached 3.5MM people on twitter that day. They got called on it and retracted it with a public apology – the retraction reached 27k people on twitter. That’s a 100x higher reach on false information than the truth.
Blatant errors in reading test results, paired with language like “heavy metals in protein causes neurological impairment and birth defects in kids” strikes terror in people - especially new parents.
Many feel that reform is unlikely. I prefer to be optimistic of people. If Oasis wants to stay in this business, I suggest they:
- Immediately remove themselves from the App Store. Defamatory damages build every day for each misrepresented brand.
- Rebuild the entire framework of their app with a reputable toxicologist and scientist input with a fair framework equitably applied to all brands (no personal bias penalties).
- Correct the misinformation, with equitable reach, on each of the brands damaged.
- Develop communications guidelines for social media. Context over clickbait. Empowerment over fear. Consumer choice over chaos.
Oasis has defamed dozens if not hundreds of brands now and misled millions of people. And I have heard from many other brands and consumers wondering how to help make this stop.
This is not just Oasis. There are other offenders too.
I’ve never been a fan of litigation. I’m really not thrilled about it. But I am committed to it.
If you won’t stand up for your product, who will? And don’t people want to be customers of brands that stand behind what they make? I do.
If damages are ultimately awarded, they will go to charity.
It’s hard to stand up for what’s true online these days.
At some point, when it gets bad enough, some people do.
"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information."
- Michael Scott, The Office, 2007
There's almost zero accountability for people who spread false and terrorizing information about brands.
Want to work on a project to fix this?
I mocked up a concept to this end (link below).
I need another project like I need a hole in the head.
But I would be financially supportive of someone running with this.
I also have heard from dozens of founders in the last two days that probably would be as well.
Toss in your support, critiques, or interest in the project below.
. @oasishealthapp just posted two redactions
Their original protein post got 3.5M views in a day.
The redaction, a few thousand.
I reached out and spoke with them over a year ago when they were getting going, assuming best intent. (To correct then false reporting as well).
It's only gotten worse.
Guys, you don't get another pass.
You can't make millions of dollars and just say "my bad" for no one to hear and move on.
Photo Receipts:
- 3.5MM on defamation post (twitter only).
- Founder brags “Oasis record day”
- 7K views on the redaction.
These guys like inflated stats so here’s a few. On this topic, Oasis has a 500x higher reach on misinformation than accurate information.
That’s a 10,000x higher ratio than a standard of safety by any reasonable person for trust and credibility.
The redaction posts have dozens of people saying “wtf, I threw this in the trash!”
That means for every 1 person that saw the redaction, 500 tossed it in the bin and will now go on to spread the false info further.
Oasis, you better start spending every last dollar of that defamation-earned money boosting these redaction posts.
Replying to @oasishealthapp
@oasishealthapp has now deleted the posts and issued two redactions, saying “we’ll do better next time”
I had conversations with them over a year ago, assuming best intent when they started with this BS.
It’s only gotten worse since then.
This protein post got 3.5MM views before deletion.
The same day the founder and head of growth are pumping their fists posting record revenue and app download numbers.
The next day the correction comes.
The correction gets a few thousand views. Dozens of people saying “wft, I threw that brand in the trash”
You don’t get an out, again.
You don’t get to defame brands for years now, collect millions of dollars in revenue, and say “my bad” when no one hears it.
Receipts. Photos in order:
- Protein defamation post. 3.5MM views (twitter alone).
- Founder posting “record day.”
- Correction post. 7K views.
These guys like dramatic statistics. Oasis has a 500x fold ratio in false allegations to honest reporting. (3.5M views vs 7K)
Thats 10,000x higher than the safety level set by any reasonable person for honest and credible work.
For every one person that sees the redaction, 500 people are throwing the product in the trash and telling their friends about it too.
Oasis, you better start spending every dollar of that defamation-made money on promoting these redaction posts.























