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Big fan of humans.

he/him
Joined July 2026
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"You're the first guy to be this kind to me"
don’t listen to aella… have sex with us…
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Jamie Falken βœ¨πŸ¦… retweeted
A coisa que eu mais odeio no universo inteiro sΓ£o as pessoas do primeiro mundo que nΓ£o sabem valorizar o que tem, enquanto eles podem comprar GTA 6 com um ΓΊnico dia de trabalho a gente tΓ‘ preso numa selva lovecraftiana dominada por facΓ§Γ΅es criminosas pqp vsf eu nΓ£o aceito isso
doordashed for 11 hours to afford gta 6 pre order
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I'm going to get pretentious for a moment There's a parallel you can make between the fermi paradox and dating discourse Logically, it follows: There are so many people out there so that enough variation exists that there'll be good many people attracted to a good many things But then the fermi kicks in "Well, where are they? All I see are the dominant talking points from performative masculinity/femininity. Where are they?" And it's a serious question. I don't mean online, because it's easy enough for a person to post ab something but not really mean it. Out there in the wild. Where are they? We're kind of fucked in the actual fermi situation because interstellar travel is a bitch. Closest star system to us would take 4 years to travel *at the speed of light* which'd place... what... 30 years of a realistic estimate? Twice that? But the dating one is a bit of a hopepill, because they're all here! Yes a good enough partner won't be at your doorstep, or probably even immediately near you. Well, then where are they? Hiding, probably, the dark forest solution applies here as well. Dating is scary! Getting known is worse! But they're *here*, they're absolutely plentiful, and you can make contact with them. I'm aware of how it sounds "just go out there and they'll just show up" They won't, you'll have to find them. Speaking from someone who spent years isolated: one of my big curses was an absolute lack of curiosity in people. It's fucking deadly and I don't recommend it. There are billions of different stories, preferences, charms and quirks out there waiting to be discovered. Godspeed captain
be serious no men prefer small. none of them are saying that
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Jamie Falken βœ¨πŸ¦… retweeted
Replying to @clarionrox
o mais cansativo Γ© que eles apoiam esses caras, aplaudem esses caras, elegem esses caras, retuitam esses caras, e qnd vc finalmente se cansa e fala "porra mano, pq esse pessoal tem um investimento emocional tao consistente em defender bandido?" eles agem como se vc estivesse inventado isso do nada
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I'm not that good morally speaking I'm not that bad either Believing intentions matter would benefit me greatly in that score But I don't
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Animals would be way higher imho and voodoo boys borderline below bargharest Barghest, as bad as they are, aren't trying to summon the anti christ.
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-body count of 1 -decently smart -average height -pale as a ghost -0 tattoos -loving parents -black hair and brown eyes -decently thin with a bit of a venus tummy Brother I'd be the luckiest man ALIVE
ok boys how screwed are we
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I feel there's gotta be a degree of survivorship bias here Men who are more disagreeable are more likely to be dominant, but I imagine disagreeableness also causes difficulties in the early parts of a relationship, particularly talking stage and handling disagreements. Agreeable people, who tend towards switch/bottoms, can handle those early stages well. Unless you're in a hypercasual environment those early stages are prerequisites to any sort of sexual encounter, even a good first date. So imho it's not that there aren't dominant men, it's that a lot of them just are equally disagreeable.
I've heard that dominant men are in short supply, relative to demand. Focusing on heterosexuals here:
10%Woman, yeah shortage
3%Woman, no there's enough
5%Woman, don't want dominan
82%Man/gay/results
3,261 votes β€’ Final results
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Se eu falar...
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"Cyberpunk" "Doomer setting"
Cyberpunk is literally supposed to be a doomer setting where the bourgeoisie won forever. They wiped out all birds so you have to buy their fake meat products, they make it so if you try to have a home garden your entire block looses the ability to get groceries.
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Brazil is so fucking frustrating as a country: Imagine a 6ft tall young adult, genetically gifted IQ, someone who, should they apply themselves, could easily be accepted into Yale or Harvard. Their neighborhood is full of underachievers who also never had the same privilege, and are mostly throwing away their lives so nearby competition is absolutely 0. But instead of any of that, that same young adult spends most of their days doing black tar heroin in his uncle's garage, blaming his situation on the lack of love from his father and the overachiever in the other neighborhood near him. Railways? Industrialization? A complete destruction of the cartels? Tariff reductions to allow new technology to come into the country? Tax reform that really only focus on the rich instead of wrecking small to medium businesses? Nah, let's give everyone a free phone! Populism!! Yay!!! I feel like the dad that secretly hopes the son reaches rock bottom so it can finally get his shit together or die. But it's millions of people and their lives. Fuck dude. Why?
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Malfoid started as this sweet apolitical thing ab men writing romance fanfics and now ppl are warping it into this genuinely, if you're someone who used malfoid to promote your hateful bigoted shit go fuck yourself.
Can you cuckold Anakin posters leave Malfoid the fuck alone already
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Jamie Falken βœ¨πŸ¦… retweeted
Malfoid was never about politics, and the attempt to make it about politics has only hurt Malfoid.
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⚠️⚠️TMI WARNING ⚠️⚠️ Usually pride myself on my independence but legit had such a mindblowing , leg shaking orgasm I absolutely need aftercare and cuddles This is not punk rock AT ALL what is happening to me
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This I am everything my 2016 self would despise and I couldn't be happier ab it
Some people may be confused by my politics and I will explain. I am a globalist neoliberal and I want to see populists destroyed
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Some people may be confused by my politics and I will explain. I am a globalist neoliberal and I want to see populists destroyed
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Also pls fuck let this be a sign of slightly more open borders I love the US to death and I miss it so hard. Will always view it as my second home even if it was brief πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
Definitely don't want to make any predictions due to the nature of politics but it does feel like 2016 again in a reverse It's reductive but I do think there's an ounce of truth on the fact that dominant political groups need to be "cool", you can't be seen as a dork for taking part of X side because then you hesitate to talk ab it with others. Politics is built on connections, so that's lethal. Being Maga stopped being cool a while ago and this election just kinda showed that, lockheed liberalism seems to hold the cool points along with some of the hard left stances Pendulum started to swing the other way
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Definitely don't want to make any predictions due to the nature of politics but it does feel like 2016 again in a reverse It's reductive but I do think there's an ounce of truth on the fact that dominant political groups need to be "cool", you can't be seen as a dork for taking part of X side because then you hesitate to talk ab it with others. Politics is built on connections, so that's lethal. Being Maga stopped being cool a while ago and this election just kinda showed that, lockheed liberalism seems to hold the cool points along with some of the hard left stances Pendulum started to swing the other way
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O MBL realmente Γ© internacional
Get out and vote Democrat today πŸŒŠπŸ—³οΈ
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