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Austin, TX
Joined February 2011
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It’s a lot of pressure to be smart and hot and silly all the time
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este año mi spotify wrapped me va a preguntar si estoy bien
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I DO NOT CARE THAT EVERYONE ON TWITTER LEARNED HOW TO SAVE GIFS TODAY
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i do this twitter shit for zero likes and 5 unfollows
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ISO: a local ATX acquaintance with cable TV or Hulu so I can watch DWTS tonight 🥲
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IF YOU’RE ALIVE THEN ACT ALIVE. I mean what the hell. fall in love with something. get carried away. give yourself a reason to be absolutely exhausted by the end of the day and still wish you had a few more hours. this is your life. get your hands dirty
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at rock bottom scanning the rocks with my rock identifier app
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I have to keep my shit together for my cat.
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I’m sooo excited to get ratchet with my best friends tonight 🥹
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i cried a lot this year. next year, my flowers gotta bloom.
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playing hard to want
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these are the hottest sexiest years of my life and i’m spending them on twitter
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Anyone wanna go Christmas caroling? We’re singing Hypocrisy and Bullshit by Lisa Barlow featuring Meredith Marks
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little spoon so i can still tweet
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Should not have told Amelia Bedelia she could hit the bong. That was my bad.
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I’ve been such a fcking crybaby lately someone slap me in the face 🥲
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Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.
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I wish I was like a sexy mysterious girl but I literally cannot shut the fuck up
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One thing I learned in public school in the suburbs outside of DC is that America is a melting pot. It’s amazing to finally see our political elects reflecting that 💙
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BREAKING: Due to Blexas, No Nut November is CANCELED
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They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary
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