I forgot what I was saying
Dallas-Ft.Worth Metroplex
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Southern measurements:
A thing of em: one container of an item, or a typical portion of said item
A whole thing of em: a large container/multiple containers of an item
A mess of em: more of an item than is needed or can be utilized by its immediate intended employment
Jared, but in Dallas retweeted
Tonight, I make a solemn promise to every single Texan. Whether you voted for me or Governor Abbott, or felt so betrayed by a broken politics that you did not vote at all.
Hear what Texas said today, loud and clear: Your government belongs to you. And as your governor, I will never forget it. There will be no special set of rules for the wealthy and powerful. No looking the other way when someone in my own party does wrong.
The trust you have placed in me tonight is not a blank check. It is a sacred responsibility. And I intend to earn it every single day.
BREAKING: Democrat Gina Hinojosa wins Texas's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4zqAlF8
ALT BREAKING: Democrat Gina Hinojosa wins Texas's governor race, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/texas-governor-results
Rondo was one of the worst additions ever. Thanks to Dwight Powell we still won that trade. Argue with a wall.
Thanks, Dwight!
Introduce yourself by listing 10 bands you have seen live
Stone Temple Pilots
Cage the Elephant
AJR
Doja Cat
Rainbow Kitten Surprise
The Ink Spots
Cake
Sylvan Esso
ICP
Blink 182
I think I’d vote for him even if he were republican.
Sarah goes right at Talarico on the infallibility of the Bible viz his personal theology ("God is nonbinary"). Talarico gives her the definitive answer she sought, before going back to his position. Talarico gives half an answer on whether "Jesus is the only Savior", leaving out "and no man comes unto the Father except through Him" (John 14:6)
Fred Durst should get some credit. He single-handedly eliminated the term "nookie" from popular vernacular.
I’m really proud when I look cool on stage (I’ve played a lot of nerds my friends). This shot of Banquo’s soliloquy is an instant top 10.
Today's political Madlib reality courtesy of Tilamook:
Once there was a man who wanted to buy __CHEESE__. But he couldn't because it was __MUSLIM__.
Good time to remind people recent seasons of Beavis and Butt-Head on Paramount+ are as good or better than the old series.
Jared, but in Dallas retweeted
I can’t believe this is real. FOIA records appear to show Kash Patel directing his team to find accounts critizing him and respond. An aide warned that replying to “RetardFinder” would “look bad on you,” and Patel complained about the tweet views.
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Jared, but in Dallas retweeted
Nellie… You didn't just draft me. You believed in me. You saw things in my game before I ever realized I could do them. I've said it a million times and I will always say it: I don't think my career could have turned out how it did without you being my first coach and giving me the freedom to play my game. I can only say THANK YOU. For everything.
RIP legend.