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Jared Forney

@jaredforney

Research Operations Lead @Okta. Aspiring autotelic. Organizer of rectangles. Reader of fine print. Corgdad. Tweets, quotes and retweets are my own.

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Lightning levels are rapidly increasing in the complex of strong/severe thunderstorms that will make landfall along the California coast tonight. Incredible satellite imagery ahead of a night of wild weather.
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You know exactly what echelon of sporting event CFB is vying for when they bring in John Williams.
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Trung Phan@TrungTPhan28 Dec 2022
After dropping a 60/21/10 triple-double, Luka Doncic says he needs a “recovery beer”. Built different.
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No matter how many I buy, I never seem to have enough 1/4” TRS cables in the proper length.
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In case you ever need to make a case for why dark patterns never pay in the long run: Epic was just fined $520 MILLION for the practice.
Lina Khan (@linamkhan) profile pictureLina Khan
@linamkhan19 Dec 2022
1. @FTC has taken action against Epic Games, creator of Fortnite, for violating children’s privacy & tricking millions of players into making unwanted purchases. Epic will pay a record-breaking $520 million in relief. wsj.com/articles/epic-games-…
Epic Games, Maker of ‘Fortnite,’ to Pay $520 Million to Resolve FTC Allegations

Epic Games, Maker of ‘Fortnite,’ to Pay $520 Million to Resolve FTC Allegations

The agency alleged that the company invaded children’s privacy and tricked players of all ages into making unintended purchases.

wsj.com
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Love Hulten’s builds continue to blow my mind
Love Hulten (@HultenLove) profile pictureLove Hulten@HultenLove30 Nov 2022
THE SETUP: Syntrx2 - Erica Synths LVX - Meris Reverb - Empress Analog Heat - Elektron Keystep - Arturia Video Scope - Critter & Guitari
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This is so huge. They finally put an end-to-end workflow together for my my frequently used device after my phone. Just in time for me to work through my queue over the holidays. 👏👏👏 @matter
Matter (@matter) profile pictureMatter
@matter29 Nov 2022
📖 BIG update for @AmazonKindle lovers! With @amazon 's exciting new line of Kindles arriving for the holidays (hello, Scribe!), we’re making it easier than ever to read internet content on your Kindle. 1/ First, you can now send to Kindle using the Matter browser extension:
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When all is said and done, I hope threads like this, in which a person passes on a wealth of information simply because it’s interesting and they felt others could benefit from the knowledge, are part of what we remember as the “good” parts of Twitter.
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@dieworkwear28 Nov 2022
HOW TO BUY A GOOD CASHMERE SWEATER 🧵 I want to address this comment left by someone in response to my Brick Watch Company tweet. It also gets into something I've been wanting to talk about: how to buy a good cashmere sweater.
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This is truly putting in the effort to deliver a great experience. Inspiring!
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There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD. 1/11: In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety
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This feels like when a major MMO finally runs out of road, and they have to shut the servers down one realm at a time.
This is the hero we need.
Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) profile pictureAl Yankovic
@alyankovic5 Nov 2022
Replying to @bj_carter @TheRokuChannel
Roku's working on it. In the meantime there's VPN (Very Probably No) way to watch it legally. I'm sure you have a TORRENT of other questions, but I have to move along, sorry.
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Happy Halloween from Bento, the best part of any omakase. 🍣🍱❤️
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F1 Las Vegas (@F1LasVegas) profile pictureF1 Las Vegas
@F1LasVegas26 Oct 2022
We are excited to announce our ticket sales dates for our phase 1 release!
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R/GA
@RGA24 Oct 2022
"Go big or go home" implies the very attractive option of going small and then going home is also on the table
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Massive spoilers in this thread, but having just finished this game, I realize now that even after getting the “true” ending, I barely even scratched the surface. 🤯
Kevin Regamey (on Bluesky) (@regameyk) profile pictureKevin Regamey (on Bluesky)@regameyk20 Oct 2022
Tunic’s been out for a while now, sooooo… Let’s talk about audio secrets!
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Okta
@okta14 Oct 2022
Define your own identity with the inspiring @SerenaWilliams on the #Oktane22 stage! Register here: bit.ly/3dLQjoF
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The ability of this game to provide so much and so little simultaneously might be unprecedented.
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New platform just dropped @cabel
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Love this idea and the reasoning behind it!
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