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Joined November 2023
Voting early makes (most of) the election calls, texts, and mailers stop. Campaigns have limited resources and means to contact voters. They don’t want to waste time or $$ contacting people who have already voted. Vote early to make your phone buzz less.
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Jamie Davis is "somebody whose heart for the people he seeks to serve is something he wears on his sleeve and who has the kind of integrity we need a lot more of in Washington D.C.," Buttigieg told the crowd. nola.com/gambit/news/politic…
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What's the reason why modern family guy is mediocre on average at best, but modern american dad is still firing on all cylinders after so long
btw the full clip is even funnier
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RFKs racist rant against Arabs was despicable. It was personally offensive since Alex Azar and myself —both Arab Americans —were his predecessors. I am proud of my Arab heritage. He is a bigot and a racist.
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Rihanna blames non-voters for Trump’s second-term win in response to Joy Reid’s claim that he is ‘What America Deserves’: “and believe it or not, those who didn’t vote at all, also did this!”
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You know how Brazil reversed deforestation. It wasn’t a bunch of conservation tax incentives for farmers. IBAMA (Brazil’s equivalent of the EPA) airdrops shock troops to firebomb illegal logging and mining camps. Yanuni (2026)
UPDATED – Analysis: Lula presidency saved at least 20,000km2 of Brazilian Amazon since 2022 ✍️ By Orla Dwyer and Josh Gabbatiss Read here: buff.ly/QqRBFfy
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He’s saving the best for last folks
Gallons of gas or gallons of milk...it's all way too expensive. I'm running to lighten the load.
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“Eugene Vindman Debs”
Eugene Vindman Debs is going to turn Virginia into New York. In fact, yesterday I drove past Fredericksburg and they already have their own version of Central Park.
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Currently seeing Lech Walesa, Nobel Peace Prize winner and former President of Poland, speak at my college. He’s been spending a lot of time shitting on Trump
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My boy is so out of shape and gross you gotta vote for him
President Trump talks about Jon Husted’s body again in Corpus Christi, Texas “But I made the mistake of studying his anatomy and explaining it to the audience, and the audience loved it.” “By the way, he went up 12 points that day. He went from being down to being up. Maybe I should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure your body is going to qualify.”
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Vote for my boy, he’s ugly as shit
Trump on talking about ass: Maybe I should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure his body would qualify.
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Trump on talking about ass: Maybe I should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure his body would qualify.
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Lisa Murkowski endorses Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins, the Democratic candidate for Alaska governor
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Brazilian President Lula: I regret that Flávio left Brazil because he could have stayed here and proved that the accusations in the press are not true. I tried to get him to prove he is honest by submitting all my paperwork to the Electoral Court—mine, my wife’s, and my children’s. He did not submit his.
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One of many reasons is that Arizona and Georgia both have a way higher share of Democrats grouped together in one urban area whereas NC has multiple blue cities spread hours away from each other. Makes campaigning and outreach a bit more difficult
How did Biden lose NC and win Arizona and Georgia lol
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Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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A liberal third-party group goes up in Mississippi with what I’m told is a real buy — attacking Cindy Hyde-Smith from the right via her primary opponent.
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Living in the south has changed my narrative on voting, slightly. In CA you vote. Never feel the effects. At all. In the south it’s like immediate. The racial tension so high you can feel the disproportion or normalcy immediately. Ts matters out here.
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