John Consumable (@jarwightpuppet) profile picture

I think and do math around consumables in Elden Ring, beaten ER consumables only 41 times. I don’t make or share NSFW but I follow 🔞 accs, be careful.

Joined June 2025
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Breaking News: Donald Trump reportedly had a Wending Grace on him💔💔
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Might die tonight my dying wish is to burn the man responsible for killing Rareware at stake
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“I finally made it to Hyrule field” That fucking bird that I hate:
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They wished for a Red Wave and the Monkey Paw’s finger curled
$2,500,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market in just 60 minutes. Democrats just popped the AI bubble.
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Mojang was on crack making Malenia x Pontiff Sulyvhan with Adds and Stage Hazards What the fuck am I fighting bro
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Melee and Ranged Adds summon ability which doesn’t have a cooldown, heals on hit and will heal off adds if not dealt with. Straight up Waterfowl Dance which also spawns projectiles spawns a 1400hp clone that is identical to main boss but can also be healed off if not killed.
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Holes EVERYWHERE in the floor filled with ichor which inflicts an incredibly strong debuff that I’ve seen it do over 90% of your health.
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Replying to @chunky8bit
yeah but did you ever consider that all animator deserve to die
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Mog you in every facet of life + I climb harder and play Elden Ring better. Use code NUT for 10% off of cheeky to smell better and maybe women will talk to you
I mean it's justified, e-girls like this always have the most loser looking boyfriends everytime. It's like they prey upon mclovin looking losers to boost their own ego
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It’d be so funny if they dropped a second Elden ring DLC and it reveals there is two Radahn’s, like two entirely different people who this whole time act as one, so the final boss is just Radahn again
The #ELDENRING servers will undergo maintenance on Tuesday, October 20. Maintenance will begin at 00:00 PDT | 09:00 CEST | 16:00 JST for a duration of three hours. Thank you for your patience, Tarnished.
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Trying to empathise with a dude who is in a position i used to be in but he genuinely refuses to understand why he’s in that position. Hes just purposefully a dick, for the sake of “ragebait”, and then he ponders why everyone else is treating him so poorly
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Current mood
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b-but, where’s my sharia law!!
🚨 Under Zohran Mamdani, NYC has been rated the #1 city in the world.
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Australian 5 dollar notes for no reason:
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persona 3 very good game
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Resident evil movie very good
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Is it possible at all to update an Xbox360s licenses, same harddrive as our original one but all the arcade games default to demos for example.
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my favorite genre of concept art
video game concept artists are such a pillar to the community and one thing abt them is they’re never allergic to serving
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Most soundtracks have a story behind it which is a supporting element on why a stretch is done, DS3’s main theme is good and unless I’m aware there’s no supporting context for it. It doesn’t tell a story as music does with others I guess, I meant no foul.
Replying to @jarwightpuppet
whatever that means
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Unless I’m unaware*
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