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Jason Crouch

@jasoncrouch

Christian, husband of @pammalamma, homeschool dad of 4, Austin Realtor, author, chess enthusiast, ENFP, book club host, avid miniaturist, Dallas Cowboys fan

 Austin, Texas 78731
Joined December 2007
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If you heard about every human act of genuine kindness or generosity or compassion from the media in the same manner that you hear about every dramatic murder or act of violence, we would all have a better attitude and be less fearful.
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Kirk is always classy
Vegas Sports Today (@VegasSportsTD) profile pictureVegas Sports Today
@VegasSportsTDOct 26
Raiders QB Kirk Cousins on eventually ceding his position as starter to Fernando Mendoza, following the team’s 4th straight loss. 🎥: By @Sean_Zittel
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Pepperidge Farms remembers. So do I.
Amelia (@amelia_tweetz) profile pictureAmelia
@amelia_tweetzOct 22
I asked a few people if they remembered Ask Jeeves and every single one looked at me like I made it up. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ASK JEEVES??? We literally used to ask a cartoon butler questions before Google became everyone’s entire personality. Please tell me someone else remembers this.
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This is an amazing photo taken under a mushroom cap
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Son: Dad, could music really bring people together back when you were growing up? Me: Son, we had songs that could get an entire room of complete strangers singing together like they'd known each other their whole lives. Here, listen to this.
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Yes, most episodes were based on a sexual misunderstanding. I loved this show as a kid.
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsOct 15
This is how we all remember every episode of Three’s Company …
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The Figen (@TheFigen_) profile picture
The Figen
@TheFigen_Oct 9
When you feel sad, remember that tiny proteins called kinesins are working inside you 24/7 just to keep you alive. So be kind to yourself, your body is doing everything it can to keep you alive! (video by thequantara)
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Join us! teapawt.net/i/spaces/1AxRnZwlDOjxl

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This is actually fascinating
Say it pop (@Sayitpop) profile pictureSay it pop
@SayitpopOct 4
A woman went viral after sharing a video demonstrating how she gets into her apartment in Paris
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RIP to an icon
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 9
NFL legend Mike Ditka has passed away at the age of 86. RIP.
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These are my own selections for the 9 books I'll never forget, many of which I read in the past few years. You can make your own at myninebooks.com.
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@JonnyMicroOct 7
Heading to Bed Bath & Beyond, going to ask to be led to the Beyond section and expecting to see an interdimensional portal
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This brings back a lot of good memories
Growing Up Retro (@GrowingUpRetro) profile pictureGrowing Up Retro
@GrowingUpRetroOct 6
If you grew up in my era, you didn’t skip the HBO movie opener. You watched that little neighborhood come alive, blasted into space, and somehow knew whatever came next was going to be GOOD. That music still hits.
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I concur
Growing Up Retro (@GrowingUpRetro) profile pictureGrowing Up Retro
@GrowingUpRetroOct 5
I’ll die on these retro hills: • The best Van Halen had David Lee Roth. • A paper map made road trips more interesting. • The anticipation of a TV Christmas special was half the magic. Who’s with me?
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Brian Kimmel@IAmTheKimmelOct 3
My dad used to completely lose interest in a movie if something stupidly unbelievable happened in it. But understand, this meant that if he was watching a werewolf movie and a character went to the post office on Sunday when they’re closed, he’s stop watching.
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The fact that "Digger" has apparently tanked at the box office leads me to believe that no one wants to see Tom Cruise actually looking like a man in his mid-60's
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Here are five movies that always get a laugh out of me: The Jerk Airplane Blazing Saddles Naked Gun Top Secret
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This is awesome. His name is Buddy Mac - @TenGallonTroub
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@JonnyMicroOct 3
Zooming in as it orbits is sooooo cool
Cosmic Earth (@_cosmicearth) profile pictureCosmic Earth
@_cosmicearthOct 1
Mars' largest moon Phobos is slowly spiraling inward and could break apart to form a ring or collide with Mars in about 50 million years.
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The video appears to be a CGI simulation, not real spacecraft or telescope footage. NASA confirms Phobos is spiraling inward and may form a ring or collide with Mars in about 50 million years. science.nasa.gov/mars/moons/pho…
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My last tweet has become a project. An enjoyable project, though. 🙂
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