I am super important. Mastodon: @jengilbert@fosstodon.org

The Bay Area, CA
Joined May 2008
Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
developers who don't run prettier on save will never know the dopamine reward signal you get when you write valid code and watch it reformat if it ever doesn't reformat, I start looking for syntax errors
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the two options for furniture in america are a $85 table made of spit and paper and a $4,485 table made of wood out of a tree that some one kissed every day
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
A YouTube star who went viral as a toddler talks about the resentment she feels toward her parents, who told her she had to keep making videos so they could maintain their lifestyle Influencer parents and the kids who had their childhood made into content teenvogue.com/story/influenc…
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
I patiently await the day when she shows up at my door. After all this time she's ready for a change. I tell her I don't want to change her—I love her—I just want her to become the best version of herself.
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
I said earlier that the wide availability of cheap clothing has made people lose touch with the cost of making clothes given fair wages. So let's talk about how much a button-up shirt should cost. 🧵
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
Voting Zod for best JS library of 2022
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
Can everyone please stop adding their Mastodon usernames to their Twitter names? It’s really frustrating for screen reader users. Hearing them being read out loud when scrolling down my timeline isn’t fun. Add it to your bio or make a pinned tweet instead.
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🎶In the arms of the angel🎶
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
GUYS I JUST GOT THE “YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN KID” VIP PACKAGE!!! for $300 i get to stand outside the stadium 😭😭😭
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Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is." And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
2022: “WOW you can write a prompt and an AI will draw it!” 2028: “You want to write a prompt? First you need to hire 10-15 promptOps Engineers to build out your PromptFlow pipelines which sends promptjobs to your PromptLake from the PromptQueue using the EventPrompt stream”
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
lifelong friendship is so funny. I once saw you drink four loko out of an ugg boot and now you have a son named Arnold
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious month between covid waves
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Somebody put this in the Smithsonian.
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
I am now Unstoppable
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I’ve been on twitter for like 8 years and there’s still nothing that has topped Earth Sandwich
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Jennifer Gilbert retweeted
me getting older, realizing not everything warrants a response.
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