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Jay Davis

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Hard-hitting punchlines. or will trade. Hospice quality puns. pounding words into makeshift swords. Previous Xs: https://teapawt.net/t.co/uToVUyikK0

 Newport, NH
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Joined June 2014
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Comedians try to help the down-trodden; pull them up by the leg.
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So, we don’t care about the pipebombs. Cool beans then. Seeya Johnuuary. 5th.
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US launches largest ever anti-yacht, speedboat squashing $14 billion task force featuring a full array of speedboat vaporization features and ~15,000 sailors, marines, ICE. Winning.
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All spanking new. Some still wrapped in plastic.
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Forensic Existentialists from the future finally ID’d the cause of billionaires in the 21st century. The feel-good insight that all men are created equal. Self evidence was all that was required back then. Don’t doubt. Peace.
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Meanwhile, 21st century ’Bill$’ flourish like an algae bloom on the surface of the planet.
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So the entire Kentucky Senator braintrust agree any commercial marijuana must be limited to one-tenth of a milligram of THC. Protecting the pipples.
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Only the KY grown product. So it’s easy to ID in the dispensary.
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Earthlings have finally succeeded in hurling two enormous, colossally expensive flaming metal pipes toward Mars to show our peaceful intentions. Once and for all.
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Drunk with peace-making, Administration officials offer to send ICE into Israel to straighten out the border situation. Some neighboring states may not be entirely on board. Talks continue.
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Ppl are catching on, how neighbors, jobs, civilization, religion, humankind that’re buzzing around us is a minor algae bloom in Goddess’ Big Petri dish. 🙂 Send government home.
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ICE is the first prong of the new Murrigan move toward Equality Enforcement. Courts will for now only require ‘self-evidence.’ And photo ID.
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Who does one vote for if we want them to actually take charge. Dems aren’t taking charge after winning. So who? Not a casual question.
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Speaking of No Kings, the last vestiges of Murrikas royalty dating from Camelot in the sixties, is RFKJr. The last scion.
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The ‘secret’ is out; antifa is funding no kings. Oops, I wasn’t s’posed to say nothing.
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Weren’t.
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It doesn’t require any more elaborate explanation of global temperature change to explain water disasters, when property developers sell all the lots all the way to the waterline. To others. For profits. Now it’s FEMAs problem.
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Mike Johnson resembles the queen of a failed state, being accompanied to the gibbet by her staff of waiters in waiting.
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In Zoology news, Portland OR amphibians reported to be experiencing potential inflation woes. New wrinkles appear, then move on.
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Trump is now following Bibi through middle eastern capitals, taking victory laps. WInnin’.
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Starship, beset by fuel shortage and lack of. Mission, ditches into Indian Ocean.
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Win in’
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New Qatari Military Training Base in Idaho is handily also a testing bed for the new line of mini rocket-powered parachutes the Emir has received as part of the deal. Or that’s the scuttlebut, anyways.
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One looks at flash flooding videos, most shockingly in the present, and wonder whether civil engineering textbooks are being changed, or are the textbooks just smoke & mirrors, and the landlords decide? Maybe they’re not climate change but land rush. 🤔
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Why are all the ICE mixups that get recorded on video giant beef stews? Are people that big? Or are the picture takers prejudiced?
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