@jayacancook

restaurant chef, home baker. french toast reigns. i tweet for the girls who take their bras off & swing em round their heads just like a helicopter.

Joined December 2010
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Ms “ain’t no recipe” is sharing a recipe.
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A spicy ginger beer will bless me everytime!!!! I like to put em in the freezer and let em get icy 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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I think this is soooo cute
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I would like to know the context of this clip bc Mona is a damn fool 😭😭😭
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@9lenciagaOct 24
When he still sucking while I’m nutting
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A tiny bow tie on a thick neck will piss me off.
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State? STATE?!
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There’s a reason them folks not using their own food on those flyers
REAL HOE HATER@ykluuriiyahOct 24
this is literally why youn try ai postered shit.
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8. The answer is eight.
BEYONCÈ FINE COUSIN🫶🏽@VaJaiJade_Oct 23
I’m arguing yall... How many 'Nicks' come before Nickelodeon? lol 👀
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Maegz@egghead3amOct 22
This scene alone, made this episode secure a spot in the top 5 best episodes of the whole show🤣🤣😭 #AbbottElementary
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Just because you see me online doesn’t mean text or call me… especially at 2:42am. Are you nuts???????????
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I wouldn’t be here
KAY KAY
@KELLYCRASHOUTOct 21
Growing up , did you ever cuss out your parents ? ?😳
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Courtney B@Co_BOct 22
My favorite little girl 🫒
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🤣🤣🤣 got that cat BOUND UP
Akua Walters 🇯🇲 🤽‍♂️
@AkuaWaltersOct 23
Imagine being reborn as a Jamaican cat and you're still getting manhandled by a elder Jamaican woman who insists on commenting on your grooming or lack thereof... Jamaica is 1 of 1🤣🤣
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This is frying me cus this is really how it be 😭😭
c ♡@skinofmyteethsOct 21
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
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Ima tag them everyday until something changes. It’s ridiculous.
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Jordyn Woods-Towns shows off the two rings in one year 🔥🔥
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Dr.Sucia@dr_suciaOct 23
This is such a personal and invasive question omg
Joe’s Missing Pinky Toe@Phly_By_NatureOct 22
Oomf posed this question on the gram so lemme ask y’all this…..how many bites do you need to eat a deviled egg?
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Hey stay right there, the authorities are on their way.
A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑
@Taurus_GrooveOct 22
I swallow gummy bears whole. I hate chewing them
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TF you mean "or" ??
Chef 👩🏻‍🍳
@chefsevennOct 20
MASH POTATOES WITH MILK OR BUTTER?!
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Now why they on fb saying Cardi B look like Vickie Winans on that tiny desk? 🤣
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Baby I turned the heat on
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