Jaye

I like to address each of these foolishness. Only idiots give them wings to fly. 1. Kissing is more intimate than sex. You're just deceiving yourself. But when someone kiss your partner, you'll be praying they did not pound/ride them. Have you been kissed and left unfucked - why did you not walk away satisfied with orgasm? 2. Smoking or not, person wey go die go d!e. That is why you want to use your hands to kill your lungs? 3. It pays carrying hook-up than having a girlfriend. This is only valid because you don't know how to vet and are used to dating prostitutes. Thus it is cheaper to pay one in the street than to keep her at home. It is a YOU problem. 4. Sexual tension is better than the sex itself. Jollof aroma is better than the jollof. Ode. 5. It is better to cry in a benz. You never cry before na why. Poverty and discontent has you on chokehold that you will sacrifice peace for tears. 6. Fr@ud has helped reduce crime. Crime cannot reduce crime. Are you daft? 7. Hook up commodities get the best husbands. Yes, Kidnappers and Hire killers get the best wives. Ode, just say you're an ashawo. 8. Just have money. You'll still be a rich fool. Money won't fix the fact you're a fool. 9. Grace na koko, hard work/Talent na jara. Never talk down on the consistency of hardwork. Talent in itself is grace. It makes the work easier where others have to work harder. You can't control or determine grace (read as luck) so you have to work. 10. He or she is not the first to do it. Exceptions do not negate fact. This is common sense. 11. Marriage is not an achievement Yes, it is true for the unfortunate person that married you or will marry you. No announcement, celebration is bigger than a wedding. You need to wake up. 12. Pikin wey go spoil go spoil. You're just an irresponsible parent or parent to be. Since they will spoil regardless, don't raise them. Throw them into the street. 13.Marriage wey go cast go cast. Don't work on it. Mumu 14. There are no formulas to these things. You are just a fool. 15. School na sc@m. You be mumu. 16. Living my best life. Whoredom is not best life. If that is your best life, one can only imagine how the rest of your life is. 17. I don’t owe my parents anything/I didn’t ask to be born. I would say that is you and your parents' personal problem. But it is also important you know that you're nothing more than a fool. 18. Allow people enjoy things. It is always rubbish you want people to enjoy. Were you dropped on the head? 19. There’s nothing like bad music/music is subjective. You cannot hide a candle under a bushel. - Jesus Your taste is subjective. Music is not. You can love bad music, that does not make music subjective. It just means you love bad music. 20. Your wife is not your family member. No, your wife is my family member. Well, If she is keeping her father's name, you might have a point there. 21. I won’t take my husband’s last name. That is you and your unfortunate husband's personal problem. 22. Someone that loves you won’t give up on you. Continue behaving like a fool and expect them to hang around. Your eyes go peel when you see your competition. 23. As long as it makes you happy. This is the worst advice you'll ever get. People say this when you're on the wrong path but choose to coddle you. You don't do what makes you happy, you do what is right. What is right will eventually make you happy.

"Marry a kind man" You wey be witch. Have you ever been kind since dem born you?

It is so funny because you can't even argue this.

Love language cannot be money because love cannot be monetized. Just name price for short time. Again, only a ram would say money is their love language.

Relationship logic is funny because women say things they don’t understand. 1) You want to date older men, but want men to date their age mates and avoid younger women. Are you aware that for you to date an older man, it means the man is dating a younger woman? 2) You say “men will sleep with anything” Who is the “anything?” Women 🤷🏽‍♂️ 3) You want equality in relationship and marriage but you want to date/marry a man that is doing much better than you and who should solely finance the relationship. Then you brag that women are smarter because they date up. Are you aware that if you’re dating up, it means the man is dating down? 4) You only want to sleep with men that have money and think it increases your value. In your head, you are sleeping with high caliber of men, but you drag men for sleeping with ‘anything.’ Are you aware that if you are sleeping with a high caliber of man, you are the ‘anything’ in that arrangement? 5) You say men would look at you from head to toe and want to approach you with their brokeness. You collect money from Peter to buy wig, fix make up, and wear leggings that accentuate your back side, and suddenly start deluding yourself that you are high class that should attract high value man who should suddenly want to spend money on you for dressing up to come out. If you and your father are not broke, would you be out looking for who will afford you? It is the one with capacity who affords. The one being afforded is a commodity. He who pays the piper dictates the tune. High class but you need a man to size you up and pay up, then use you as he pleases 😊