"May all your good fortunes be as numerous as blades of grass." George P. Toma #SodFather ▪️ Self-proclaimed Idea Man ▪️Love created by @LeBatardShow

Joined May 2009
nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - Corn Elder. - So what your kid has ringworm. - Miami Seaquarium! Touchdown!
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Jeannette retweeted
Here is a complete list of the 25 speed cameras that went live today in L.A. h/t @NBCLA
Starting TODAY, the City of Los Angeles is rolling out an automated speed camera system, with 125 locations across the city designed to catch drivers going too fast. I want to discuss how they operate, the fines associated, and where exactly they’re located. Let’s get into it!
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This is why investing in infrastructure is so important.
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10
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Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?
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LA has been stupid for centuries.
In 1886, LA hired a contractor to move LA High School several blocks northwest. Underestimating the scope of the job, the dude ran out of money and abandoned the school in the middle of Temple St. It sat there for so long, it was jacked up to allow streetcars to run under it.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court agrees to review Reconstruction-era ban on distilling spirits in private homes.
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For all the people claiming ICE doesn’t target US citizens. They refuse to accept government issued documentation as proof of citizenship and are profiling based on skin color.
A U.S. citizen was hospitalized with serious injuries after federal immigration agents reportedly used a Taser on him during a violent detention in Long Beach on Saturday, sparking outrage among neighbors and local elected officials. ktla.com/news/local-news/us-…
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There isn’t a goddamn college football program that is above the prestige and pageantry of the Pop-Tarts Bowl.
The annual sacrifice of the pop-tarts at the Pop-Tarts Bowl 😭
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Replying to @zackwaxx
an idiot without a blue check. Just for the love of the game. Refreshing to see.
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Five dollars? Get outta here.
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Mr. Nakase sporting a hall of fame mustache.
A journey of firsts 👏 From UCLA walk-on to the first Asian American head coach to reach the WNBA Finals, Natalie Nakase continues to make history!
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i’m mexican and i HATE tres leches cake #breakingmysilence
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Neither Cartier-Bresson, Banksy nor Cold War Steve could have come up with such an image. Absolutely perfect composition and lighting (even the road signs are perfect)! 😍
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"Los Tigres del Norte": Por el lanzamiento de su concierto de Tiny Desk
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Oregon every college football season:
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Jeannette retweeted
The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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If you guys come across the Pokémon all 22 tweet with Sam Darnold and the ghost type Pokémon, please tag me. It’s one of the best tweets I’ve seen this week.
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Jeannette retweeted
Wishbone Premiered 31 Years Ago Today: October 9, 1995 📺
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The accuracy of Charizard being a diva wide receiver.
We fixed that for you. We present the best Pokemon Football team possible:
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