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Oi Uber driver, you're a cunt. Wishing you a shit day โ€“ at Oadby, England
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BEANIE HATS - AVAILABLE NOW unionfs.bigcartel.com For every hat purchased, one will be donated to either @LeicesterBridge & @oneroofleics
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A lot of weird cunts out there ๐Ÿคฌ โ€“ at Oadby, England
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Pitty patty rhubarb has done me #GoneFishing @BBCiPlayer ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ โ€“ at Oadby, England
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Usman Khawaja faces tough questions from Sarah Ferguson on ABCโ€™s 7.30 about the Sandpaper Gate scandal. A must-watch interview, as Khawaja struggles to answer the questions.
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Bro didnโ€™t win anything with Kane and Son, no major trophy with Messi, Neymar and Mbappe. Now he has Amad and Tielemans๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿšจ EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421โ€ฆ
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Mark Waugh says โ€œ ball tampering is part of the game โ€œ. On what planet is that, Mark ? And canโ€™t believe Michael Vaughan saying โ€œ it was 8 years ago, letโ€™s just get on with it โ€œ. Get on with what? Turning a blind eye ?
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๐Ÿ˜ โ€“ at Leicester, England
The sex symbol of the โ€™90s. Samantha Janus - Eurovision at 18, #21 on FHMโ€™s 100 Sexiest Women in the World, on air 16 weeks straight in 4 different shows. $400,000 a year at her peak and $1.5 million in the bank today. And in 1998 a late-night host looked her in the eye on live TV and said: โ€œYou look hot - take it off.โ€ It was 1998, and she was everywhere. โ€œGame Onโ€ had made her the face of every ladโ€™s mag in Britain. FHM put her in the top 21 sexiest women on the planet. Seven years earlier she had sung for the UK at Eurovision as a teenager. Then she walked into a late-night chat show - and the host had zero interest in her career. He asked if she owned a spanking shop in Soho. He asked her to fall down the stairs. She did. He asked about her feud with her best friend Denise Van Outen - the one every tabloid in the country was writing about. Her answer: it was fake. โ€œWe were trying to manipulate press stories.โ€ They invented it together. The press fell for every word. 16 weeks on air. 4 shows at once. A top-21 FHM ranking. And the interview still ended with โ€œYou look hot - take it off.โ€ Nine years later she joined EastEnders and stayed for a decade. She played Eggsyโ€™s mum in Kingsman and starred in the West End. Today she goes by Samantha Womack, with $1.5 million in savings - and almost nobody remembers the night she played the British press and won. Would you take it off?
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These Emery posts incredible! โ€“ at Leicester, England
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We will be there in April. Face paint, full kit, 15 pints deep. Luke Thomas lifting the trophy ๐Ÿ† โ€“ at Leicester, England
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iPlayer: โ€œGot a TV Licence?โ€
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Great photo of Rinat Dassayev in goal for the Soviet Union at Italia '90
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Ok, what clown has chosen green advertising hoardings with a green snooker table? #ChampOfChamps โ€“ at Oadby, England
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We have unlocked an all timer
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I canโ€™t express this enough. Fireworks need to be banned for public use - because the public are fucking stupid. Fireworks Night is one thing, but some of us in some areas have to put up with them for weeks and months on end. We need a private display only law like Australia.๐ŸŽ‡
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When the self-checkout scanner asks if you want a receipt
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Wonder how they'd feel if next Sunday night I stand at their door constantly knocking on it and ringing the bell, until it annoys them to fuck Oh, I'm celebrating. Celebrating getting my own back. โ€“ at Oadby, England
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