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Levels of self-awareness synonymous with that lot
🚨 Bukayo Saka has arrived for the #BallonDor ceremony, limping on the red carpet.
Everybody here seems baffled as he and everyone knows he’s not winning anything and wasn’t even nominated
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I think United should consider an interim manager next. Just let everything calm down a bit.
Why not a former player? They would know the club inside out. It's got to be an advantage.
And if they do ok, why not give them the gig full time next summer?
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Hometown glory. 💙
Congratulations on the new album, @Adele! 🎉
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UK crime was four times higher when Oasis first played Knebworth than at last year’s reunion gigs.
The collapse of crime and safer streets is one of the biggest stories of our time.
But one almost never told - or believed.
My take on today’s figures: comment.press/lawless
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I promise, you are not prepared for the first paragraph of this Real Madrid statement
realmadrid.com/en-US/news/cl…
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AI has ruined writing.
Fentanyl has ruined drugs.
Bots have ruined comment sections.
Influencers have ruined vacations.
Airbnb has ruined renting.
Ticketmaster has ruined concerts.
Algorithms have ruined discovering music.
Autotune has ruined bad singing.
Ring cameras have ruined sneaking home.
DoorDash has ruined cheap takeout.
LinkedIn has ruined bragging.
Cryptocurrency has ruined getting scammed the old-fashioned way.
Podcasts have ruined knowing when to shut up.
Dating apps have ruined meeting people naturally.
Smartphones have ruined being bored.
Social media has ruined keeping your life private.
Netflix has ruined waiting for the next episode.
Spoilers have ruined watching movies unprepared.
Corporate jargon has ruined speaking normally.
Online reviews have ruined trusting your own judgment.
Subscription services have ruined owning things.
AI influencers have ruined knowing who's even real.
Food delivery apps have ruined cooking out of convenience.
Smart TVs have ruined turning on the television and just watching something.
Group chats have ruined having one peaceful day.
Personal branding has ruined having a personality.
And hustle culture has ruined the idea of simply enjoying your life.
We invented technology to make life easier, then somehow made everything more exhausting.
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this child faked a rabona into a croqueta to directly create an assist, WHAT AM I SEEING
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Dado su historial de lesiones, no puedo entender porque Luke Shaw cometió una infracción tan fuerte e innecesaria a un compañero de profesión sabiendo lo complicado que es recuperarse de una lesión 💩💩🤡🤡
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🔴⚪️ Mikel Arteta: “On my first day as new Arsenal manager, I had demolished the office”.
“I just destroyed the office and put everything on the floor — the computers, the laptops, the cables. Then I brought everybody in”, told @TheAthleticFC.
“I said: ‘If you want me to help you enjoy your profession and your life and the passion that we all share, you have two minutes to put this in order and be ready to work together.’”
“That could have been my managerial career because if that would have stayed the same way, I had no job anymore!”.
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When Google tells you it’s 1p cheaper at the Sainsburys 4 miles down the road from you:
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.
The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.
But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.
It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
