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Phoenix, AZ
Joined December 2013
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Finally got around to uploading it to YouTube. Stream SINCERELY YOURS. ❤️ youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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Christopher Lee said Pierce Brosnan was the best and closest version of James Bond. “In my opinion - and I think I know as much if not more about Bond than anyone, Pierce Brosnan was by far the best and closest to the character.”
Pierce Brosnan never stopped looking like 007
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OF COURSE HE IS THROWING HANDS… WHO DID YOU EXPECT? WILLEM DAFRIEND?
Willem Dafoe for Outlander Magazine (2026)
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Dads in their 30s & 40s challenging their kids to Goldeneye 007 multi-player when they hear it just dropped on Xbox Game Pass & Nintendo Switch Online
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Chief Keef will forever be legendary. I’m listening to Hold My Liquor and I can hear Juice Wrld like a mf. 🔥
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This song is so fucking good bro. “AND BITCH IM BACK OUT MY COMA” *beat drops
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Obama just said “I know i looked good in that tan suit. That’s why they was mad” 😂😂😂😂😂
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His performance in Logan was so good bro. His performance as Charles Xavier period was amazing. I’m about to go watch it for the 15th time now. Rip, he a all star ⭐️
We lost one of the greats of stage and screen today. And, in my book, a tremendous friend and man. I learned so much from him. I will miss you, Patrick Stewart, all of my days. @mang0ld
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As someone who grew up playing games on consoles, 60 fps is nice, but I couldn’t care less as long as the game doesn’t run like shit. On my PS5 I play on quality mode most of the time. 😬
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A nigga will date a full blown whore then she’ll do some whore shit and they’ll have the nerve to get on here saying all women are going retweeting red pill nonsense.
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50 Cent DEBATES with Andrew Schulz’s co-host AlexxMedia over Jay-Z, claiming Hov NEVER dominated rap musically like people think and used his LABEL to put himself among the GREATS, before saying Jay-Z NEVER beat him and did EVERYTHING to make sure Kanye West could 😳👀 “Jay-Z is significant and a phenomenal artist, but even better at maneuvering himself into that position without the music actually doing it. They did every f-cking thing, they unloaded the bank, to get that Kanye record into a good space. Then it worked.”
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Jay Z wig so tight he thinks we’re laughing with him
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listen man I was just kidding when I said all that stuff
GTA 6 review copies are reportedly going out and the embargo date is November 18th according to @NateTheHate2 Those reviewers are so lucky to be playing the greatest game ever 3 weeks early 😭 Fingers crossed reviews end up as amazing as we all expect, we are so close now!
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I was thinking about this the other day that I hope Rockstar hires this woman full time security because lord Jesus the weirdos about to run rampant. She’s about to be millions of people’s “girl” in game and that’s going to come with some shit I’m sure. Wishing luck! 😮‍💨
“i’m a regular person” GIRL YOU PLAY A PROTAGONIST IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST GAMES EVER
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Eddie Murphy says a single encounter with Pauly Shore at the comedy club made him stop taking Percocet forever. “I turned 30, I smoked weed, and I had one time in my twenties where I went to the dentist and the dentist gave me a Percocet.” ​“I remember I was sitting at the dining room table and I said, 'I feel good.' And Fruity, who worked for me, was like, 'Yeah, that's them Percocet, man.' I was like, 'Really?' So I finished that prescription.” ​“You know what made me stop taking them? And he don't even know this story. I was at the Comedy Store, and I had taken a Percocet and smoked a joint.” ​“Pauly Shore came up to me, who owns the Comedy Store, comedian, and he was like, 'Hey, you don't even look like yourself tonight.' And I was like, 'Really? Who do I look like?' And he said, 'Some other dude.' Walked away, and I was like, 'Yeah, I ain't fucking with this no more.'”
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When white women jog past me I like to nervously cross the street to switch shit up.
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A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism
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😂😂😂
Replying to @AlexZarkage
Does anyone else remember his appearance on the h3 podcast back in 2017? and his reaction to when Ethan unironically says that every man wants to r*pe women?
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CANNOT get this freestyle out of my head omg 😭
BIG….BIG….BIG….BIG MICHAEL MICHAELLLL😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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😭😭😭😭A young man's first heartbreak. I've experienced it as a mother and as a young lady I remember being the cause of one. (It wasnt because I cheated tho). They are all recoverable of course but it helps if someone is around and can help navigate that influx of despair. Shout out to this Memphis man! Don't go calling his phone either. #Heartbreak.
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