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holiday card enthusiast

Oakland, CA
Joined July 2009
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James Bellenger retweeted
I am going to miss this place. We built something special here, and I do not expect to see its like ever again. I have worked here at Twitter for over 11 years. Back in July, I was the 27th most tenured employee at the company. Now I'm the 15th. I am not going to click "yes"
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James Bellenger retweeted
you did not just layoff almost all of infra and then make some sassy remark about how we do batching like did you bother to even learn how graphql works
Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!
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Replying to @elonmusk
Elon, Great chat yesterday, As you heard overwhelmingly from senior advertisers on the call, the issue concerning us all is content moderation and its impact on BRAND SAFETY/SUITABILITY. You say you’re committed to moderation, but you just laid off 75% of the moderation team! – at Manhattan, NY
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James Bellenger retweeted
I think its fair to say that new management is entering the “find out” phase
homeboy got fact checked.
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James Bellenger retweeted
This dude is laying off thousands right now, has said nothing all week, can't be bothered to sign the letter, and doesn't have the decency to keep his mouth shut for like 12 hours. Just a truly staggering lack of leadership or decency.
Why is small talk even legal!?
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James Bellenger retweeted
lunch at the twoffice today was fun, a bit surreal the vibe is not sad, people are reflecting, laughing about tomorrow, taking photos with their teams the joke’s on someone but it’s not the tweeps 💙
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Man I just have to be real for a second: what's happening at/to Twitter is making me deeply sad on multiple levels. I spent a lot of my formative years helping to build this thing, trying to do my little bit along with so many other great ppl to improve the code and the culture.
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James Bellenger retweeted
Then, there are people who DID go along with this and still got fired. I talked with an engineering manager who was at Twitter for 5+ years, and got laid off on Sunday "for cause". They were too exhausted from working over the weekend to talk longer: they first need to sleep.
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James Bellenger retweeted
For anyone trying to make sense of Musk having Twitter engineers print out their code and show it to Tesla engineers… my view is we don’t need to look far to see what is happening. Elon doesn’t like to pay severance. From my coverage in Tesla’s secret layoffs in @Pragmatic_Eng:
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James Bellenger retweeted
oh you think youre cool going to your “adult halloween parties” and “doing dr*gs with sexy waluigi” well have you ever tried reporting on employment contract stipulations at 11 pm on a saturday
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Ok, very excited (and more than a little scared) about this, but it's ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! The Beauty Cult proudly presents NECTARMANCER, a Nurture-Punk Gardenvania. Wishlist it now! nurturepunk.com (this is a scary step as an indie team, signal boosting appreciated!)
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James Bellenger retweeted
Very few people know this but hours into admission to SFGH from a violent hit and run on my bike, a nurse woke me and at the foot of my hospital bed was @vijaya (and @paraga)—I immediately began bawling. Would never expect this but the impact has shaped my work as a leader since. – at Manhattan, NY
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Black Future '88 Development Time-Lapse I can't describe what a roller coaster this game has been, so I'll just say that I just hope players can tell how much love I put into this game and that I hope they enjoy playing it as much as I enjoyed working on it.
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So my daughter is turning 6 next week and I've been working on a really special gift for her. (thread)
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Announcing my next game. A game for twitter that I thought of while eating over the sink. It's called The Devouring Worm, and it's available right now. Rules.....
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FACE IT - DASHAREZ0NE.COM ADMIN -
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.@jbell showing me something in his woodshop. He calls it the "Dementor's Kiss". It's not for cowards.
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James Bellenger retweeted
me: wow is that a mocking bird mocking bird: "WoW iS tHaT a MoCkInG bIrD" fuck you
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James Bellenger retweeted
JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly.
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