Jessica Fletcher/She-Ra mashup wielding a laptop and an insane amount of curiosity Event Driven Everything,Kafka Duchess ๐Ÿ‘‘ @jbfletch@hachyderm.io She/her

Joined February 2018
Anna McDonald ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @[email protected] retweeted
Brady shouldn't have to even challenge this. Should have just been auto-corrected. Waste of time.
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Anna McDonald ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @[email protected] retweeted
.@JoshAllenQB is too funny man ๐Ÿ˜ญ @BuffaloBills
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I just discovered I'm three months older than @SteveKornacki. My brain is treating this like a life changing event.
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Anna McDonald ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @[email protected] retweeted
A great night for New York sports. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Anna McDonald ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @[email protected] retweeted
Back to New York with the win. #BUFvsNYJ | #BillsMafia
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Anna McDonald ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @[email protected] retweeted
WHAT A THROW. ๐Ÿ“บ: @ESPNNFL
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Anna McDonald ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @[email protected] retweeted
Florida man comes home to score three TDs ๐Ÿ™Œ @BuffaloBills @thegreat__4
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Anna McDonald ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @[email protected] retweeted
Heโ€™s just like a beautiful horse of a man.
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Anna McDonald ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @[email protected] retweeted
#BillsMafia after the first game of the season
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Anna McDonald ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @[email protected] retweeted
As any founder can attest, landing your initial customers is a classic chicken and egg problem. This is especially true when your product is at the heart of mission critical financial applications. So I'm forever grateful that @getmetronome decided to place their trust in @responsive_apps to power their core systems from our very earliest days.ย ๐Ÿ’š Metronome powers the usage based billing systems at some of today's most iconic companies, including OpenAI, Nvidia, Databricks, and many more. As with so many companies who live and breath real time data, Kafka Streams powers the core of their product. The reliability and correctness of Kafka Streams is of paramount importance to Metronome. For instance, if their Kafka Streams based ingestion pipeline is down or faulty, spend limits and other core features don't trigger correctly. I'm really proud of the work Responsive has done to help scale Metronome's usage of Kafka Streams while maintaining 99.99%+ availability for mission-critical, stateful, transactional workloads as their customer base and usage has skyrocketed this year. ๐Ÿ‘‰ ย Read on to learn more about how Metronome uses Kafka Streams and how Responsive helped them scale with high availability: responsive.dev/customers/metโ€ฆ
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In the 11th hour we were saved when we acquired an actual drain plug. Happy to report the frogs are pissed because the pool filter is actually working.
In war, you don't rise to the occasion, you rise to your level of your training
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In war, you don't rise to the occasion, you rise to your level of your training
In every war there are casualties, getting my farm boots to cut the losses
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In every war there are casualties, getting my farm boots to cut the losses
Attempt two will involve pressure compensation in the form of water proof gorilla tape.
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Attempt two will involve pressure compensation in the form of water proof gorilla tape.
We are coming to you live from our broken pool pump. Watch as I try to find a solution to get us through the next 12-24 hours whilst we await a new drain plug. Attempted one failed as expected due to pump pressure.
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We are coming to you live from our broken pool pump. Watch as I try to find a solution to get us through the next 12-24 hours whilst we await a new drain plug. Attempted one failed as expected due to pump pressure.
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Fire, extension cords, @LabattUSA. This is the WNY symphony. Go Bills. So so happy to be home โค๏ธ #BillsMafia #FireTwitter
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Happy Father's Day to the love of my life โค๏ธโค๏ธ Love you @coolhandleluke_
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