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Nested buckets look so organized until somebody needs ONE.
Now three adults are wrestling a plastic tower. "Twist it." "I AM twisting it." The bucket has no moving parts.
HOW ARE WE LOSING?
ALT Bucket troubles
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We give a tomato plant good soil, careful watering, and emotional support.
Then a wild variety grows through the driveway. THROUGH IT. No invitation. No help.
What is that thing training for?
ALT Wild tomatoes
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Picture my rooster strutting with a crumb on his beak. Chest out. Tail up.
"BEHOLD. Sir, breakfast is stuck to your face, and your entire chin is flapping."
How are you still the most confident creature here?
ALT Rooster
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Imagine telling my dog my lap is full. "Then move something."
The book? Fine.
The blanket? Sure.
My LEGS? Other dogs: "Come get this one. She's redesigning people!"
Whose dog does this?
ALT Lap dogs
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Corn and soybeans are up while wheat slips.
Are you watching the board or the sky this week?
ALT Wheat yields
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Riding the #IDontWantToOverreactBUT trend:
"I don't want to overreact, but the rooster crowed like the sun was late."
ALT Rooster crowing
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Pick the better background sound for a quiet evening.
100%Rain on a tin roof
0%A creek over rocks
3 votes β’ 2 days 1
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College Football Playoff rankings drop Tuesday. Which Big 12 team gets snubbed?
ALT College Football
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Gas is under $4 for the first time since July.
Fill up now or wait to see if it goes lower?
ALT Gas prices
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It's National Veterans Small Business Week.
Do you make a point of buying from veteran-owned businesses?
ALT National Veterans Small Business Week
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Veterans Day: free meals and events. Which local deal or parade are you pointing people to?
ALT Happy Birthday Marines
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