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Joined September 2009
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RULES TO TEACH YOUR SONS 1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. 2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs. 3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king. 4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer. 5. Request the late check-out. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard. 8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas. 9. Play with passion or don’t play at all 10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye. 11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. 12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point. 13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The other for her. 14. Marry the girl, you marry her family. 15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath. 16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone. 17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room. 18. Never turn down a breath mint. 19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words. 20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising. 21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him. 22. Eat lunch with the new kid. 23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it. 24. Ask your mom to play. 25. Manners make the man. 26. Give credit. Take the blame. 27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied. 28. Write down your dreams. 29. Always protect your siblings 30. Be confident & humble at the same time 31. When in doubt, remember whose son you are
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Bad call to try the FG from 58! If you gonna give them the ball there just go for it on 4th down
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Please take the camera off of Arch! Worse than golf and Tiger!
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Johnny Davis retweeted
I asked @UAB_Baseball Kevin Hall Jr. for another guy to buy stock in this season, and he told me to buy stock in SS Baylor Roberts. Roberts is the one who opens the scoring here in Tuscaloosa with a RBI double down the left field line to make it 1-0 UAB.
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Today we are all Ty
Ty is in no hurry to get back to Starkville to watch a game 😂
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Best QB on the field today = Keelon Russell.
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I have never seen an Alabama team with as many penalties in a game!
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Can we please have this woman run for anything so that we can elect her and ultimately make her POTUS?
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What does a $54 million buyout for the old coach, a $91 million contract for the new coach, and a $50 million roster get you? An a-s whipping in Oxford, Mississippi! #HottyToddy
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I think everyone is missing what Lane is doing! If he plays the NFL players against Clemson, the SEC will suspend him for 50% of the season and he won’t have to take the field in Oxford! Genius!
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Well, I must have made the Establishment and foreigners really mad. Got a lot of hate mail on my plan to block Sharia Law in Mississippi, which I announced last November and reiterated this week. Now, some idiot is circulating a picture of me at a Rotary Club from a decade ago, with a 2017 crop map, while I’m shaking hands with someone not in the picture. Anyway … I am going to stop Sharia Law in Mississippi on Day One of my administration as I have previously outlined. You don’t have to agree with me, but when elected that’s exactly what I’ll do! Andy Gipson
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They stole your vote; they stole your voice; they stole your freedom. But now, I’m ready to lead the charge, and we will take your freedom back from Jackson establishment politics. 🇺🇸 My Conservative Common Sense Plan includes the Renew Mississippi Freedom Plan. If you value our freedom, share this to everyone you know! We take our stand in the Republican Primary, August 3, 2027.
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Mississippi and Mississippi State lost an icon this morning. Former Tupelo High School and Mississippi State Head Basketball Coach Kermit Davis Sr. passed away peacefully with his family. Prayers and condolences to Kermit Jr, Miss Nancy, Bill, Jennifer, and their families.
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If there ever was a team that had no business being in Omaha, it’s this Ole Miss team!
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This is the team that Mike says “does hard so well”
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This is the Hook of last year!
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Who in the Hell is calling pitches?!
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The plate umpire is awful! Noticeably squeezing OM!
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Come on Mike, get him out !!!
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Ole Miss has wasted a helluv an effort from Rabe!
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