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Southern accents completely changed the language of Rap.
When 3 Stacks rhymed "Virgina" with "Continue" on Elevators, I knew big changes were coming.
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you’re in her dms, i’m in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes
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They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.
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me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me*
my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra:


























