Tandoori Knight (@jedjopplin) profile picture

Tandoori Knight

@jedjopplin

Slushie made with anxiety and sunshine

 Netherwood, Scotland
Joined April 2025
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Mind you, her best friend is sitting 1 ft away from her and she is tweeting about side quests she’s my main quest
dushmanoevsky (@chonkychihuahua) profile picturedushmanoevsky@chonkychihuahuaNov 5
I cannot tolerate someone indignifying the sanctity of the term "side quest" by referring to something like going to a matcha cafe after their run club a fucking "side quest" 😝🤪✌️✌️😜🤙 get out of npcstan and go on some real quests man (side and main)
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One thing about James spader he loves being a morally ambiguous father
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darcy (@lovechillswag) profile picture
darcy@lovechillswagOct 27
I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook or I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men
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Did the opposite at work where I’m usually cheery and chipper snd complete gloom and doom and soft sobbing some days Coworkers keep asking who do they have to fight… Never let them know your next move
dushmanoevsky (@chonkychihuahua) profile picturedushmanoevsky@chonkychihuahuaOct 23
Trying to overcompensate for having done no work by being really chatty and chipper in the office but I think going from being really quiet and unsmiliing to this to back again gives them whiplash. Not everyone can be the personality disorder hire but someone's gotta do it
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cash money babe 😝 (@haneeefahhh) profile picture
cash money babe 😝@haneeefahhhOct 21
this is why you guys get so heartbroken to the point of illness when your relationship ends.
𝐒𝐮𝐳𝐢𝐞 (@theshawnyboy) profile picture𝐒𝐮𝐳𝐢𝐞@theshawnyboyOct 20
Lmao in what world would it be normal to be in relationship and go on vacation without your significant other? Is everybody okay
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GUYS PAUL BAKER IS JESS he’s literally the new girl and Anton is obviously Nick
nia 𑣲anyaliseᢉ𐭩 (@holluvnov) profile picturenia 𑣲anyaliseᢉ𐭩@holluvnovAug 29
this is my niche thank u very much
Image from nia 𑣲anyaliseᢉ𐭩 (@holluvnov)
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Seeing this 5 mins before an arbitration 🙏
Sir bartholomew hamish montgomery🇵🇸 (@BartyLaw) profile pictureSir bartholomew hamish montgomery🇵🇸@BartyLawAug 1
Only losers work on Saturday!!
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Chainsmokers concert? Won’t they sound hoarse?
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Guys Reg link is out 20th June 2026 Nehru Centre, Mumbai please DM either apparitionnow or me to sign up thanks !
⚰️ (@apparitionnow) profile picture⚰️@apparitionnowMay 28
if you're in Bombay would you like to attend a session on world mythologies and folktales from different cultures and the congruence of oral narratives being a constant for humanity and discussion on media adaptations of different stories over tea? pls reply to this tweet & rt <3
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Please DM for registration link!
⚰️ (@apparitionnow) profile picture⚰️@apparitionnowMay 28
if you're in Bombay would you like to attend a session on world mythologies and folktales from different cultures and the congruence of oral narratives being a constant for humanity and discussion on media adaptations of different stories over tea? pls reply to this tweet & rt <3
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Brave but true take
Aunindyo Chakravarty (@Aunindyo2023) profile pictureAunindyo Chakravarty
@Aunindyo2023Apr 20
As a Bengali, I must admit that Jhal muri is highly overrated. Bhelpuri - although not a substitute - is 10x better.
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#art #crochet #oilpainting #artcommision #personalisedgift
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No one appreciates that I’m a charming gal
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Tatsam (@LunkyFallow) profile picture
Tatsam@LunkyFallowMar 29
15 years ago, a 'product' like Astro Talk would be laughed out of investor offices. Let alone, an ad during the IPL feat a working woman being reassured by an astrologer on a screen. Today, it has a $300 mn valuation. Do we no longer even pretend to be rational as people?
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Expected: the worst person you know makes a bad point sans nuance
Gabbar (@GabbbarSingh) profile pictureGabbar
@GabbbarSinghMar 27
Satyajit Ray was an auteur, he didn’t just make poverty porn, he had a great range. Charulata, Mahanagar, Feluda series etc were far from it. But it’s also true he was an Anglophile. Craved the western validation. Hated the natives. Didn’t let Soumitra & Madhabi work in Bollywood. Soumitra had to give up ‘Anand’. So yeah, he had his grey shades.
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Today feels like a bottle episode ngl
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billu badmos@ananyaopinionsMar 26
This influencer culture is stupid af. Like why are they being invited to college fests and pretending to be motivational speakers over renowned authors, scientists, lawyers??!
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Sometimes I’m so worried about where my life is headed… whether I’m doing enough for my family, for my job , for my future. Then I come on Twitter and I see people like this, and I’m immediately at ease…isse toh better hi chal raha hai
Ritik (@ThenNowForeve) profile pictureRitik
@ThenNowForeveMar 25
Replying to @charlicks144
can this midyajit ray make a masterpiece like DHURANDHAR?
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Ritik
@ThenNowForeveMar 25
Replying to @charlicks144
can this midyajit ray make a masterpiece like DHURANDHAR?
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Also, such a weird genre of tweets…as a movie or book or any fictional trope, great… but toxic when people start believing in it
⟢ hey, ro (@curlyongie) profile picture⟢ hey, ro@curlyongieMar 24
the only good hetships are ones where the man is genuinely ready to kill himself if he can’t have that woman, he fell first, he fell harder, he fell HARDEST
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