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UX strategist, behavioral game theorist, food purveyor, and perpetual train stowaway

Seattle, United States
Joined July 2014
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Im starting to think we are not getting $5,000 checks
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Iy is bonkers crazy that those of us to live in the western #USA are going to be an hour behind our good neighbors in #BritishColumbia tomorrow. #nomoreclockchanges
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As a former teacher, I never scrubbed in for a gender reassignment surgery, but I did instruct the kids on how to get the window screens off in case of an active shootėr.
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I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on, nobody should support this kind of deception. They created a fake pamphlet to spark trans outrage and sent it to every home in Texas. Then their paid shills continued the outrage on social media. Politics is broken.
Hey Texas, you know that fake trans mailer that went out to hundreds of thousands of Texans today? The one that the org itself didn’t send? But that all the right wing influencers received & had social media posts ready to publish where they feign outrage? /1
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To whom it may concern and to everyone else as well,
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I like Hungary, been there a couple times, but whatever happened to #americafirst?
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Trump did this! Probably good I got that tariff dividend. #somuchwinning
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Original budget is $53 Billion. Projecting to be short another $35 Billion, bringing the total cost to just under $90 Billion. The project is already technologically obsolete. Would a business continue funding a project like this?
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Replying to @theliamnissan
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BREAKING: The United States just crossed $38,000,000,000,000 in national debt. It was $36,000,000,000,000 on January 1st. What happened to DOGE?
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Coffee is up 14.5% Beef is up 12% Bananas are up 4% Electricity is up 4% Name one thing that's getting cheaper under Trump.
Lara Trump: Prices are coming down. It's not going to happen immediately. But people are actually feeling it out there… It's coming down with Donald Trump. We see the numbers all over the place.
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From a design standpoint, not sure how I feel about this? It has the classic simplicity of the modern logo, clean, simple, scalable, easy to replicate. But it feels it lost its soul a little bit.
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Our soldiers deployed overseas vote by mail. They put their lives on the line for us, but Trump doesn’t think they deserve to vote.
.@POTUS: "We're going to end mail-in voting — it's a FRAUD."
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Dear Government, I paid you 21k in taxes last year. In return, you want to give me a $600 rebate? Choke on it. Go fuck yourself. 🖕
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NO TAX ON HOME SALES! My bill, the No Tax on Home Sales Act, ELIMINATES the federal capital gains tax when you sell your primary home. You earned the equity. You should keep it. Let’s get this done! 🇺🇸
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Imagine if income taxes were based not on how much you made, but how much your town decided you COULD have made. That’s basically how property tax works. The assessor decides what your house is worth, then taxes you as if you paid that price. Property tax should be abolished.
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If America is suppose to be the richest nation in the world. Why is it that most other countries can give their citizens free healthcare but America can’t or won’t?
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