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Grumpy theatre fan. Any bitchy views expressed are my own.

New York, NY
Joined June 2009
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“Your Uber driver is known for great conversation.” *frantically cancels*
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I got invited to see this for free because I’m apparently a very important theatre influencer! 😂
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I was lucky with rush today and am very excited for this one!
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Haven’t seen this in a decade! But @notjoemontes hasn’t ever seen it and it was only $36 so here we are.
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I haven’t seen a show in six weeks! 🙀 And I haven’t seen this in seven weeks! 🙀🙀🙀
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25 years ago today I saw Rent for the first time and my theatre obsession came into full force. How old is my theatre obsession? To find Benny Tour photos I had to steal these low-res press photos from an Angelfire site. 💀
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Beyoncé Renaissance World Tour, take two! On the one-year anniversary of the album. ❤️
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Now re-release Spice World
#Barbie World! Global domination for #BarbieMovie which opened to stunning $337M worldwide this wknd crushing all expectations! $182M intl + $155M domestic launch. Top mkts: UK $22.9M, Mexico $22.3M, Brazil $15.9M & Australia $14.6M. Could this be start to BILLION DOLLAR BARBIE?
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Across the Spider-Verse last night and Back to the Future: The Musical tonight? This is a nerdy 24 hours.
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Beyoncé and Titanique back to back? I’ll take it!
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I’d never heard RFK Jr.’s voice until this weekend. Maybe he needs a vaccine to have functioning vocal cords that don’t make him sound like he’s 300 years old…
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Thursday: Rent in New Jersey Saturday: tick, tick…BOOM! in Pennsylvania The good news is this can’t possibly be worse than Papermill’s Rent!
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I dunno, I didn’t have plans, don’t judge me.
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Took the day off work to see Rent. Some things never change! (Also this production is absolutely terrible, please don’t see it)
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Here Lies Love! I saw this twice at the Public 10 years ago and am so excited to see it again (and for it to be on Broadway!)!
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Not Conrad Ricamora straight up shaming every actor who’s ever played Fiyero by having the hottest ass ever in these white pants. 🍑 🔥
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This may be the most boring primary of all time but we don’t skip elections in this household!
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So I’m all for masking on the subway (and still do). But this woman is wearing a mask and a face shield. What is the purpose of a face shield at this point? Also if you place it on the seat before putting it on your face, as she did, you’re being less hygienic than no shield!
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I won both Camelot and Six lotto, so I obviously went with the cheaper, shorter, more fun show that didn’t sound like a 3-hour slog. Front row center, baby!!!
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I’ve somehow never seen this show before (!!!). Another Encores! season is over… 😭
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Okay, yes, this is my third time seeing Titanique in a month, but did you really think I wouldn’t run to see Nicole Parker as Celine?! #dramacouch #JESSICA #pumpkinnuggets
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