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Memphis, TN
Joined March 2007
Grizz by 15
.@memgrizz status report, Nov. 20 at @BrooklynNets: OUT Bane - RT Big Toe Sprain Green - LT Knee Surgery Recovery Jackson Jr. - Return From Injury Management (RT Foot Surgery Recovery) Lofton Jr. - Two-Way Transfer Morant - LT Ankle Sprain Williams - RT Patellar Tendinitis
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Screenshotting this tweet for my yearly review in case the fail whale eats it. Even after I stopped working “in social” Twitter led me to my destination gig, so I’m sad to see it end this way.
I got to watch @jensized give the most entertaining presentation on Consent Design in a big team meeting today. It really hit home that I’ve gotten to know some really great people that I met on this bird app that might disappear soon.
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(Also because it’s hilarious that my skip-level, ever the UI guy, misspelled “content”)
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a field goal doink IN before. #GTG
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Twitter sucks now so I'm going longform again. Still here for now but my interest wanes more with each missive from the new regime jensized.com/back-to-bloggin…
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I have a mastodon account but
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If you look closely at this dang map you’ll see a blazing hot star right over my ding dang house #dang
Use of "dang" in the United States
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What the heck is happening in the Liberty Bowl right now?
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“This Is How We Do It” after a missed field goal. Do these people listen to lyrics or what 🤦🏻‍♀️
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the only Halloween tweet that matters
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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I made a roast and I’m feeling unstoppable.
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(Potatoes kinda sucked but live and learn.)
I know this is going to sound like a Mad Lib, but a busker is playing “Hallelujah” on an accordion in the Container Store parking lot.
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Feeling extremely called out by my cross-functional partners #contentdesign
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This is surpassing “we’ve got you covered” as my biggest copywriting pet peeve. Of course nobody said ‘charcuterie,’ it’s 9 am. I can tell it was plucked from some hurried Excel file of subject lines. Hate it.
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Guess it’s a good thing I didn’t see anybody in the office today because here’s what I just discovered when I changed out of my work clothes!
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They’re the same size now and they’re ganging up on us
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LinkedIn notifications are the worst. “People are reacting to a post from your coworker” ahh yes some fun content from my coworker THE CEO
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