professional Virtuoso travel advisor on Earth and comedian on stage

Delaware, USA
Joined June 2013
I'm not rich, but I do well enough that I don't have to eat my pizza crust.
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#Diddy asked the judge to muzzle witness and their attorneys. He said the muzzles are upstairs, third bedroom on the right, top dresser drawer.
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Somebody get @SeasonsPizza a calculator please
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Now Streaming, Essential AF Comedy Vol 2 - The Men All Pause featuring @MarkRiccadonna @jerms_hall @MarcKaye1 @richiebcomedy & Tom Briscoe realizerecords.com/album/ess… #comedy #laugh #comedynight #fridayfeeling #TGIFriday
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Now Streaming, Essential AF Comedy Vol 2 - The Men All Pause featuring @MarkRiccadonna @jerms_hall @MarcKaye1 @richiebcomedy & Tom Briscoe realizerecords.com/album/ess… #comedy #laugh #comedynight #fridayfeeling #TGIFriday
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Just saw the #HalfTimeShow show. Praying #Eminem didn't just bring chain wallets back into existence.
#Spirit and #Frontier just announced they're going to merge but they told investors that there's a 75% chance that move may be delayed or canceled.
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Lawsuits from the cruise industry against #CDC in 3, 2, 1....
Tixs on Sale Now! Join @missyghall & @jerms_hall along with Special Guest Host Tom Briscoe for an evening of comedy on 8/28. Be part of their new comedy special and maybe you can also figure out what the hell is going on here. #comedystars #thehallway app.arts-people.com/index.ph…
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If everyone got $1 for each day congress talked about $1400, we'd all be billionaires.
From now on when I shop in #Pennsylvania, I'm going to pay with coins and I will count them very, very slowly. #2020Elections
I wore my #Ivoted sticker to @Starbucks but they still made me wait in line for my coffee like I'm some sort of peasant.
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I'm not sure how many servings are in a "bucket" of chicken and dumplings but that's how many servings I've had in three days. #LivingMyBestSociallyDistantLife
All of my social media ads are for fishing lures and belts that are just pieces of rope. I've turned myself into a chubby @BearGrylls
The HallWay!! Links in comments #subscribe #comedy #thehallway #itsahappything
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Congratulations, Dreamers!
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E. Coli is out here trying to make itself relevant again. This is 2020. You're gonna have to try harder than that #ecoli
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With everything constantly changing in this world, it's comforting to know that every time I click submit. I will always get "According to information that we have on file, we cannot determine your eligibility for a payment at this time". @CNN @IRSnews @stevenmnuchin1
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Turns out that a @Cariloha sock makes the most comfortable bamboo non-medical facemask I could've hoped for.
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Happy birthday, #Maryland! Here's to 386 years of being better than #Virginia. #MarylandPride #HappyMarylandDay @GovLarryHogan
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