@jerverted

34 moles • weak and blind • last time i shaved my pubes 2021 • phlebotomists cant find my veins • fan of gk, mp100, dn and tdlosk • like my tweets please 🔞

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Joined October 2025
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i thought command strips whole schtick was that they didn't rip the paint off your walls
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Replying to @Fallowdeer_Dave
you are particularly skilled at saying things (nothing bad lmao i said this because my feed looked like this yesterday)
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here is my collection of people saying mean things about usami on reddit and a fun fact
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Replying to @AgathasSapphic
the doctors told me it was a rash and they prescribed me anti itch cream 💔 dude HELP me
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its working
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Replying to @scrumblewonk
this one was hilarious but i can't see the original post anymore so it doesn't fucking work
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Replying to @bellinghqm
YOU HAVENT SEEN ASEXUAL DRAKE?
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Replying to @idiotfetus
maybe you're right
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Replying to @jjucokokok
i fucked up and developed a piss fetish instead and look where that got me
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Replying to @M1N0RA666
@M1N0RA666
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Replying to @unnerv3_
my opinion (not definite)
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hes :3 hes doing it
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