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Dating apps be like:
Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking
Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office”
Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters”
“I voted for peace” about the man who joked about rape from day one. You’re stupid.
I voted for Donald Trump because he felt like the lesser of two evils.
I didn’t want Joe Biden or Kamala Harris continuing what I believed was corruption and chaos.
Trump promised no new wars.
He promised to end wars.
He promised America First.
That’s why I supported him.
But now?
We’re watching conflicts escalate.
Billions sent overseas.
Military aid flowing to Israel and Ukraine.
Meanwhile Americans are struggling to buy groceries.
Veterans are homeless.
Families are drowning in debt.
Where is America First?
I didn’t vote for more foreign entanglements.
I voted for peace.
I voted for prosperity at home.
That’s why I’m disappointed.
That’s why I’m upset.
And that’s why I can’t support him anymore.
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Grown adults walking around with an ash cross on their forehead will never not be the creepiest thing ever to me












