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Joined March 2009
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Dating apps be like: Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office” Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters”
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Please tell me @upuntil_dawn got her cat????
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MAGAs: We don’t care that tr*mp is a rapist, pedophile, murderer, cannibal, con man grifter starting wars and aiding in genocides because of *lower gas prices* !!!! The gas prices:
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It’s very on brand for the Phillies to not even let us enjoy this Mets losing streak
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I feel like we never hear about Uzbekistan. What goes on there
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OH MY GOD
🚨 Jonathan Bailey officially Joins 'Heated Rivalry' Season 2 as Eric Bennett via: Deadline
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John Kruk is quite literally the only reason I can watch the Phillies
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I’m done with the Phillies lol I actually hate it here
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So drag race is just fucking with us at this point, right?
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My hatred for Alec bohm is back babyyyy
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Had a s*x dream about the man who ruined my life and gave me lifelong trauma and now my brain is hyper fixated on him yayyy cool cool cool cool cool cool
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IS NETANYAHU DEAD OR NOT
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“I voted for peace” about the man who joked about rape from day one. You’re stupid.
I voted for Donald Trump because he felt like the lesser of two evils. I didn’t want Joe Biden or Kamala Harris continuing what I believed was corruption and chaos. Trump promised no new wars. He promised to end wars. He promised America First. That’s why I supported him. But now? We’re watching conflicts escalate. Billions sent overseas. Military aid flowing to Israel and Ukraine. Meanwhile Americans are struggling to buy groceries. Veterans are homeless. Families are drowning in debt. Where is America First? I didn’t vote for more foreign entanglements. I voted for peace. I voted for prosperity at home. That’s why I’m disappointed. That’s why I’m upset. And that’s why I can’t support him anymore.
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“Mom, I am a rich man.” -Cher
In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
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Grown adults walking around with an ash cross on their forehead will never not be the creepiest thing ever to me
“Iran is run by religious fanatics.”
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Mmm stop it you’re edging me
🚨BREAKING: Iran is launching a wave of ballistic and hypersonic missiles targeting senior israeli leadership involved in the killing of Supreme Leader Khamenei. Netanyahu is going to meet his end very soon.
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WHY AM I SIDING WITH KIM JONG-UN WHAT THE F IS HAPPENING
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Israel will literally blow up entire cities and start world wars and then just retweet this same stupid sentence
Israel has the right to defend itself. — IDF
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Ooh talk dirty to me
You ready for Tel Aviv to be flattened tonight?
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Healing is not working for me, I think I’m going to turn evil
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