I am a high school graduate with one bowling trophy.
Michigan, USA
Joined March 2009
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Rewatching The Insider…it’s very well made but it’s funny that it’s a thriller about whether or not a guy will go on 60 Minutes to say cigarettes are bad for you.
Gotta respect it. Don’t fuck with my food.
These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.
According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.
There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂
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Taipei Zoo identified these as Sulcata tortoises fighting over territory due to seasonal changes — not a 120-year food grudge. Sulcata tortoises live ~54–75 years in captivity, making a 120-year feud between the same two individuals impossible. taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/ar… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_s…
Watching Complete Unknown. It’s funny that there was a time when money grubbing showbiz guys would sit in the back of folk music shows and be like, “Yes. YES! Cha Ching!”
I thought I lost my water bottle so I bought a new one but then I found the first one so now I have two water bottles. My life is so crazy. Can you handle it? Am I cancelled now???
For some reason, I thought I was supposed to go to my niece’s bridal shower and then I showed up and it was all women and they were like what’re you doing here?
I an the designated driver at a bowling alley and only just now realized that hanging out at the bowling alley sucks ass!
This used to be a comedy club that still owes me $300 so I am urging this restaurant to send me my money.
Rizzoli & Isles is playing on the TV here and I just overheard the line:
“I loved her!”
“Well then why did you blow her up?”
