
Profitable brand scaler | $1B+ DTC revenue | $250M+ managed ad spend | Current: VP of Marketing @getpestie | Former: @wearkizik, @TraegerGrills, @Purple
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Joined May 2011
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On DTCx it feels like every operator out there is crushing it. The truth is that 96% of businesses never make it to $1 million in revenue and only 1% make it past $10m. If you’ve been able to build anything that helps your family survive, you’ve already won by most standards.
Resisting the urge to spend the rest of the day reading the Anthropic S1 filing. sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/…
I could talk to @MAustinHarrison about marketing for hours.
Pestie is the market leader in DIY pest control, growing 100% YoY and disrupting the traditional door-to-door model.
@MAustinHarrison spoke with @jessesem, VP of Marketing at Pestie, and uncovered the one thing they do that 95% of marketers won’t 💪
I really like the aggregated time a user has watched your brand's ads feature. Average video watch time has been irrelevant for a while now.
"Meta Brand Building Summit: New Ways to Help Marketers Build Unforgettable Brands on Meta fb.me/29dHcDxvygX4sbG"
Good way to go right at TikTok shop. Within a few weeks, my shorts feed will be crammed with Amazon product links. "YouTube Shopping Creators can now tag Amazon products @YouTube blog.youtube/news-and-events…"
To go into this trial and actually argue against the well-documented fact that social media is harmful for teens when the platforms engineer them to be sticky is not only delusional but criminal.
Breaking News: Meta reached a landmark settlement of up to $17.1 billion with 47 states, D.C. and U.S. territories and has to make major changes to its products over claims it endangered children with addictive social media platforms. nyti.ms/3UiXTfE
Jesse Semchuck retweeted
If your Meta performance has been falling, you're not alone.
Northbeam data shows Meta CPCs hit 12-month lows but CVRs slid right alongside them.
Cheaper clicks haven’t meant better performance.
I'm presently sitting in a cafe in my wife's hometown of Jeonju, South Korea drinking a latte and doing a bit of a gut check on Meta / Media Buying and the state of DTC in May of 2026.
Right now it's brutal. There is no rhyme or reason as to why something is working / not working. I've got an inbox full of brands asking for audits and help.
Historically post Mother's Day always tracks pretty low, but this year has been one for the record books.
We will always say, is it economic issues, the media buyer, or is Meta (biggest share of wallet) just making massive updates?
The reality, none of us truly know. Which makes things always that much harder to diagnose.
I've been in advertising now for 18 years. The last calendar year has been the most I've ever been uprooted in my professional career.
If 2021-2022 was the year of iOS14, 2025-2026 is the year of what I call "the AI guinea pig era."
I'm not necessarily complaining, it was going to happen. But I just didn't realize how much all of this would impact sooooooo many brands. From AI slop to AI bots, AI has infiltrated every facet of your business for the good and bad.
Even some of the most stable, highest spending accounts I have access to are seeing broad issues, mostly related to issues on Meta.
I write this quickly to tell you once again, you're not alone. I think we can all find some peace in knowing this. That doesn't mean being complacent. There are plenty of things to try, test, and do in your businesses.
However, for the remainder of May until Meta (again biggest share of wallet) launches their new AI pixel, new Meta workflow and slows down their "innovation" some I find it hard to spend MORE unless we absolutely see bright spots. Again, it's not all doom and gloom, some accounts are a bit unfazed because of strong organic signals, but for the majority it's rough.
For most accounts we're seeing downward trends in the days pre-Mother's Day. The only thing that has helped stabilize has been reducing spend. That's it.
Again your businesses are all different, but I'm not going to gaslight you in saying things are good, because the reality is, they aren't.
Heads down though, figuring it out one ad at a time, one campaign at a time and one channel at a time.
This shall too pass.
Jesse Semchuck retweeted
So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads
$60 CPMs with no audience data? 🤔 searchengineland.com/chatgpt…
They aren't saying hook testing isn't a good tactic. Only that it's potentially less of a win than completely new concepts that take off - was this a surprise to anyone? How many of your new concepts/angles take off?
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My 11 year old just threw an empty wrapping paper tube directly into the trash after finishing the roll. I’ve failed as a parent.
Jesse Semchuck retweeted
A Pluribus ad displayed on a Samsung smart fridge sent a UK woman to the hospital after triggering a psychotic episode
She believed the ad reading "We're sorry we upset you, Carol" was a message directed at her
Jesse Semchuck retweeted
This is why OpenAI is in a Code Red.
In the 2 weeks since the Gemini launch, ChatGPT unique daily active users (7-day average) are down -6%.
Here's what happens to water sources across America as we build data centers to fuel AI.
Nothing to see here except an Amazon data center poisoning the water of an entire Oregon town leading to a cluster of rare cancers amongst its residents.
Full Story here ⬇️ futurism.com/artificial-inte…
Thanks for having me on @MAustinHarrison! You’ll always be the best dressed man in the airport lounge.
DIY pest control is being disrupted by @getpestie, 100% YoY growth without chasing ROAS.
Their VP of Marketing @jessesem shared the one thing 95% of marketers won’t do:
👉 Build future demand, not just capture it.
Full episode of Hot Takes here: youtu.be/QLFaU0fG6QM?si=3M2j…




















