This is fake. Secretary of State of Illinois, NOT a secretary for Illinois, MOM! Duties include tumbling, organ harvesting, keepin' it real.
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Remember, when getting a new ID, you will first receive a paper copy at the DMV. That copy will be valid until the plastic ID arrives in the mail. Also remember, you MUST eat the paper copy immediately after receiving the plastic copy. I like mine with a little garlic salt!
You may or may not cry while eating your paper ID. Though I may not like, I have no control over that specific issue. #IllinoisLawIsILL
Life is like my homemade McRib™ sandwich: hard to make, messy, satisfying, onion bun – at Chicago, IL
More importantly, it will mean that they have also found my '94 Altima which I misplaced 4 yrs ago in the parking lot of a Payless Shoes. – at Chicago, IL
And by answering this way, it is my hope some1 will respond that they have in fact found my lost CD "Songs to Tumble To" and I will be happy – at Chicago, IL
But I lost my "Songs to Tumble To" mix CD 5 years ago under the seat of my car [1994 Nissan Altima]... – at Chicago, IL
I guess an easier way to answer this question would be to say "My favorite music is 'This is How We Do It' by Montell Jordan. – at Chicago, IL
People often ask me, what my favorite music is? The answer: anything off "Songs to Tumble To" which is a mix CD I made 7 years ago. – at Chicago, IL
bring back nerds blizzards please @DairyQueen! Also @twitter please make this go viral! Thanks to both! – at Chicago, IL
You expect me to go on a cruise by myself?? Gotta find that plus one somehow, baby! #IslandLiving teapawt.net/kyleluvsew/status/8779…
Calling the Secretary of State (@jessewhiteIL) and being spammed by Bahama’s Cruises before support. So unprofessional.
People often ask "Jesse, what's your favorite organ?" I smirk and say "Pipe organ, of course!" Then I yank out their heart, Indy Jones style – at Chicago, IL
Further context, part of being Sec of State of IL includes acting as "keeper of the state seal". If u know what that means, please tell me. – at Chicago, IL
"ARF ARF" the seal would say. "There's a bald eagle on me, but those guys eat me, at least according to a YouTube video I quickly skimmed!" – at Chicago, IL
Lets imagine, just for a minute, that the Seal of the State of Illinois was... wait for it... AN ACTUAL SEAL! LIKE THE ANIMAL! – at Chicago, IL
Some might disagree, but gotta say, my homemade "Hint of Lime™" chips are just as good as the store bought. Sorry to be controversial. – at Chicago, IL
Can somebody tell me if I'm still Secretary of State of IL? #thanks – at Chicago, IL