I MADE IT INTO @carlypearce’s SETLIST I WAS THE ONE WHO REQUESTED OKLAHOMA 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

The SPECIAL GUESTS AT THE CONCERT I WENT TO TONIGHT???? HOLY-

Ay yo

Last day in my 20s, gah damn...

Just came across a girl on Hinge with a voicenote where she was like “welcome to my profile, here’s some music while you browse my info” and then she played Careless Whisper 10/10 no notes

New Romantics ez

Idk man, if someone on the X-Men had a whole folder in their phone of pictures of one specific teammate from Mississippi, I’d call that a Rogues Gallery

NOAH KAHAN HUNGER GAMES SONG???????

As a New Yorker it’s my fault, sorry @midnightsnace

I spent a good 10 second starting at this tweet wondering what the fuck I could have meant when I said "Microscopic Wallpaper" before realizing that was one of the dumb names I used for THAT writer 😭

Phineas 🤝 Finneas Having green-haired siblings

I’ll never forget seeing Infinity War opening night at Rutgers’ on-campus movie theater with a bunch of super invested college kids and when this scene happened some dude in the back yelled “JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY”

Giants.... won?????

Has anyone done this yet #formula1 #f1 #kirkaversary

AYYYYYY IT’S SAM FROM GEN V

JALEN BRUNSON IS HOSTING THE SNL PREMIERE????????

What could have possibly been the original context for this

As someone who has autism, this might be the greatest tweet of all time