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Mac’n’cheese is a vegetable. I like and retweet a lot. My team tweets for me. Married.

Detroit, ✋🏻
Joined February 2011
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Dearborn is the funniest boogey man to me. Been here for 15 years and nationally people keep talking about the most boring suburb ever that locals never talk about.
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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Regulators when billion dollar "regulated" monopolies need to raise their prices
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For the 72nd year in a row, Warren Buffett has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
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You don’t HAVE depression. You ARE deprecious.
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I've been thinking about why the Samuel Sey situation is so infuriating to me, and I realize it's because someone at my parish is going through almost the exact same thing. Except my friend and her husband don't have well-connected, influential right-wing friends to advocate for them. A woman at my parish has a husband who is currently being detained by ICE. He entered this country legally on a visa. He married an American citizen, and through their marriage, they applied for permanent residency through the family reunification process. While his application is pending, he has been granted employment authorization, allowing him to work legally in the United States. Last week, he was at a job site with several other immigrants. I don't know the immigration status of everyone who was there, but I do know his circumstances. ICE picked them all up. He has now been detained for over a week, and his wife is having to spend thousands of dollars trying to secure his release on bond. Now, I've seen people explaining away Samuel Sey's situation by claiming there was a discrepancy with his paperwork. Well, here's what I know about the situation at my parish: There is no paperwork discrepancy. He has his paperwork. His paperwork was completed accurately. He was picked up simply for being present at a job site with other immigrants. As far as I know, there was nothing illegal happening. He was simply there, doing his job while having an accent and suspicious skin color. This is a man who entered the country legally, followed the immigration process, obtained authorization to work, and, to my knowledge, has committed no crime. Yet, he is sitting in detention, separated from his wife, being treated like a criminal for doing nothing more than showing up to work. And this is why the Samuel Sey situation makes me so angry. We are now being lectured about empathy by people who have spent years defending, promoting, and justifying the very system that is inflicting this trauma on families like the one in my parish. Suddenly, when someone they know and care about is caught up in that system, they recognize the cruelty. You would think this was the first good Christian man this has ever happened to. The lady from my parish, like so many others, doesn't have an influential network of conservative Christians demanding compassion on her husband's behalf. And watching people who helped normalize this cruelty chastise everyone else for failing to show empathy when it finally reaches someone in their own circle is absolutely maddening.
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FTC: "You made $2.3b overcharging customers. That will be a $250m fine."
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"If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that?"
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I just... I cannot wait for her first conference. "Ayo, excuse me, Mr. News, you're a slick little guy, Got that press badge shining, super high in the sky, I just spin the whole headline, make the policy fly, Then I chuck the deuce up and tell the press corps, 'Goodbye!'"
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My guess is Elon cranked up the doom algo with midterms coming
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President Trump stands in background as Nicki Minaj speaks at the rally Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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If you’re saying that “understanding your Constitutional rights” is advice to “evade ICE,” then you’re acknowledging that ICE is violating Constitutional rights.
BREAKING: Mamdani instructs illegals in spanish on how to evade ICE
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It's okay PHP, I'm insecure too.
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Operation Epic Furry
Trump is visiting Alabama. This is serious.
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How was that a pick and not the one against UGA??? I hate the @SEC and Greg Sankey so much…
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Fallen Christian leaders should not be cashing in on their infidelities.
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Just for the record. We are at war with Iran right now. We have been since *at least*!February 28 (there’s a legitimate argument that it’s been much, much, longer). Whether you think that’s good or bad doesn’t matter. Our naval blockade is an act of war. Iran is shooting at us and our allies. That is an act of war. The way the media — left, right, and center — talks about this “conflict” as if wars are purely legal fictions or solely involve a “war-ish” level of combat serves no one’s interests.
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