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nothing has ever aligned so precisely with my interests â at San Francisco, CA
đ Au Japon, des gens vont dĂ©sormais en boĂźte de nuit⊠pour sâasseoir silencieusement et lire un livre pendant quâun DJ joue de la musique d'ambience.
Le concept sâappelle JUCY BOOK RAVE et se dĂ©roule notamment dans un club souterrain de Shimokitazawa, Ă Tokyo. Ici, pas besoin de danser ni de hurler pour parler Ă la personne situĂ©e Ă 30 centimĂštres de vous. Les participants viennent avec un livre, sâinstallent dans la pĂ©nombre et lisent pendant que la musique accompagne leur soirĂ©e.
I need a graphic designer to put together some graphics for a presentation and I donât want to use AI. Any #graphicdesign folks up for a quick job? #gig
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As someone who has personally spent $500k / mo+ on Google Ads for years, I can tell you with certainty:
This revenue growth in Search is artificial & extremely unhealthy for Googleâs business long term
Search volumes are declining as legacy search is being increasingly cannibalized by non-monetized LLM queries
Googleâs response?
Manufacture revenue growth via short-sighted, highly extractive, customer-hostile tactics. I.e. charge advertisers more for lower quality clicks, including clicks they do not want and explicitly did not approve Google to charge them for
A few examples to illustrate:
For all of its history until recently, Google operated on a 2nd price auction model
I.e. if you bid $5 CPC and the next highest bidder bids $1 CPC, Google charged you $1.01 for the click (one penny more than the 2nd highest bidder) rather than the $5 you bid
This was a genius move by Google early on as it incentivizes advertisers to input their true maximum willingness to pay rather than trying to play the game of bidding low and constantly adjusting to try to stay just ahead of the next highest bidder while still not paying too much
However recently, Google silently deprecated the 2nd price auction and began charging advertisers as much as their bid and budget caps allow, regardless of what anyone else is bidding
Itâs a short-sighted cash grab at the expense of the long term health of the advertiser ecosystem
Making thing worse, Google also recently nerfed keyword targeting precision
Google previously had precise keyword targeting settings that allowed advertisers pick individual search phrases to bid on, defined down to the character w/ exact match or phrase match targeting
This was one of the core features that made search advertising magic, enabling advertisers to run extremely precise campaigns based on exactly what their target customer typed
But now, even if you bid on a specific term or phrase using the strictest exact
-match targeting settings, Google will show your ad across 1000âs of unrelated keywords, labeling them as as âexact match (close variant)â
The definition of âclose variantâ means whatever they want it to and changes constantly. The result is advertisers get billed for clicks that are totally irrelevant to their business and that their targeting settings explicitly forbid Google from targeting. Google does it anyway and thereâs no ability to turn this off
So now exact match is broad match, and broad match is just meaningless spam
This is all very bad for advertisers, but for Google, it allows them to show your ad and bill you for clicks across 1000x more searches that were previously going unmonetized (mainly because theyâre garbage queries no one wants)
This is how you grow revenue atop declining search volumes
Lastly, and perhaps most egregiously, Google quietly stopped respecting budget caps by a factor of 2x. For example campaigns weâve been running for years with $1000 daily budget caps suddenly began spending $2000+ per day
And the extra spend is entirely on the garbage keywords Google arbitrarily throws in as âexact match (close variants)â which have no value to our business, but canât be turned off
Google offers no refunds nor any recourse for overspend or spend on keywords you explicitly did not target
These are not the actions of a healthy business. These are the actions of company whose core business is in decline but desperately needs to pump quarterly earnings so Wall Street will continue to fund insane capex while hopefully looking through their rapidly deteriorating negative free cash flow
Google operated a benevolent monopoly for the better part of 25 yrs
Meaning the value Google captured from Search was but a small fraction of the value it created, and that spread produced a potential energy that justified expectations of high earnings growth far, far into the future
This is now no longer the case
At the alter of AI capex, Google is sacrificing the golden goose
Q2 was an amazing quarter, with our AI investments redefining whatâs possible across every part of our business.
Alphabet revenue grew 24% YoY and Google Cloud accelerated to 82% growth. We saw exciting momentum across the board from Search to YouTube to the Gemini app (which reached 950M monthly active users). Our model APIs are processing 22B tokens/min (up from 16B+ last quarter) driven by our workhorse Flash models. Weâre also seeing great adoption of Gemini Enterprise, used by 90% of the Fortune 100, as well as strong demand for our security solutions.
Outstanding results and momentum, and such an exciting momentâthanks to all of our partners and employees around the world! đ About to hop on the call!
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We hired a new VP of Engineering who is obsessed with agile methodology.
He called a meeting on his first day and said we need to transition to 2-week development sprints.
He wanted daily stand-ups, retrospective boards, and continuous deployment pipelines.
He wanted us to actually write new code.
I realized immediately that he was an existential threat to my lifestyle.
I let him finish his impassioned speech about workflow velocity.
Then I stood up, walked to the whiteboard, and drew a single horizontal line.
I told him agile sprints are a localized solution for a localized mindset.
I said our infrastructure operates on a Zenith Release Cycle.
He asked what a Zenith Release Cycle was.
I told him it's a holistic, macro-stabilization framework where we observe the system in a state of prolonged stasis.
By not touching the code for 18 months, we allow the legacy dependencies to organically settle.
I told him that deploying bi-weekly updates creates micro-abrasions in our database architecture.
I used the phrase chronological data scarring.
The CEO was in the room and audibly gasped.
He told the new VP that we can't risk chronological data scarring just to satisfy a trendy tech buzzword.
The VP looked at me like I'd just invented a new color.
He was completely paralyzed by the sheer density of my fabricated jargon.
He quietly agreed to adopt the Zenith Release Cycle.
We're officially scheduled to deploy our next update in the third quarter of 2027.
I spent the rest of the afternoon buying things I don't need on Amazon.
Agile is a disease invented by people who want to be punished for their salary.
I refuse to participate in my own suffering.
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âą The tax on tea: 3 pence/pound
âą 3 penceâ$8 today
âą ~2 million pounds/year of tea in 18th century American colonies
âą 1776 American colonial pop. ~2.5 million
âą Letâs just say that everyone drank a pound of tea
$8 a year in taxes seems really nice right about now
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I do not normally respond to online rumors but feel the need to do so at this moment
I will not be a candidate for the currently vacant HC and GM positions with the Miami Dolphins.
While you never know what the future may bring right now my focus must remain on global events and also the precious archives of the United States of America.
Thank you
At this point, I would rather the AI just take my job.
Using #AI to monitor employees' productivity
by @InterestingSTEM
#ArtificialIntelligence #MachineLearning #ML #Technology
cc: @kirkdborne @sbourremani @realsaintsteven
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This is LITERALLY the argument made by the left in the 60sâ80s when they would say âBetter Red than Deadâ meaning âbetter to submit to the USSR than risk nuclear conflict.â
Reagan railed against this in his âTime for Choosingâ speech. Having a spine used to be a virtue.
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Today Geoff INcontrol would have turned 39, but 5 years ago tragic events took him away from his family and our entire Community. This kind man did a lot for the development of all E-Sports, I very miss his jokes, but as long as we remember him, he lives in our hearts!
So excited that we can finally demo this.
.@UIpath's AutoPilot is here!
E.g. It plans trips, validates passports, fills expense reports, and even auto-connects on LinkedIn.
Your AI personal assistant awaits!
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#UiPathpartner #UiPathForward @UiPath #FutureofWork #ArtificialIntelligence #Innovation #Technology
#BusinessTransformation #DigitalTransformation #Userexperience
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Definitely come for this reasoning workshop which is just super important problem in the age of LLMs
đ„ The program for the NLRSE workshop at #ACL2023NLP is posted đ„
nl-reasoning-workshop.githubâŠ
In addition to the 5 invited talks, we have a fantastic technical program with 70 papers being presented! Make sure you stick around on Thursday after the main conference!
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A twitter user mentioned the mobile app for their âsmartâ wifi connected power plug was requesting their location.
The app has more then 1 million downloads.
Curious, I ordered the âMerossâ branded device and itâs just arrived.
What will we find? Letâs dig in ..đ§”
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Replying to @DynamicWebPaige @AnthropicAI
i donât get why people leave meta out of âwho is doing cool stuff in aiâ posts like this. llama is a major reason for the explosion of open source ai that weâre seeing.
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