Joe Gross

When you wish you had as many nines as this taxi company.

"We should run our own datacenters!" -- Said no one, ever, who's run their own datacenters.

Pro tip @awscloud: Your status page shouldn't depend on the rest of your site.

SO many guys on BART carrying flowers. #winners

Kudos to @gitlab for being so open. You didn't see @Delta doing live updates last weekend.

As a privileged white male living in San Francisco I'm scared as fuck. I can't imagine how it feels for everyone else.

I love picking my own "security" questions.

If you claim your shitty script is one-time use the last line better be "rm $0"

Unless you've soldered the motherboard you're not a "full stack engineer"

Timing is everything.